Warp Speed, Scotty? Star Trek's FTL Drive May Actually Work

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

If it does actually work, we've got to call the place 'slipstream space', and have the FTL drive made by two guys with the surnames 'Shaw' and 'Fujikiwa'. Ok?

No its Cochrane Continuum Distortion Propulsion.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

No its Cochrane Continuum Distortion Propulsion.

If you change Distortion with Confusion...the acronym is C.C.C.P

SOVIETS! I KNEW IT! I saw right through your lies. This is obviously a plot to overthrow the Russian government and return Russia to it's former glory.

[Stealhead]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

If you change Distortion with Confusion...the acronym is C.C.C.P

SOVIETS! I KNEW IT! I saw right through your lies. This is obviously a plot to overthrow the Russian government and return Russia to it's former glory.

C.C.C.P is in Russian Cyrillic you see C.C.C.P is how USSR appears in Cyrillic letters.

Now I will send a burst transmission from the Kremlin only you will be able to see it Red October1984 it will activate the inner sleeper KGB agent hidden in your inner mind with your aid the Soviet Union will invent FTL drives go back in time and crush the capitalist imperialist dogs once and for all......sending transmission.........................
Владимир Путин является моим папой Я также целовать ноги Брежнева международного советско мой брат и сестра Красный Октябрь!
Для C.C.C.P!

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Stealhead

C.C.C.P is in Russian Cyrillic you see C.C.C.P is how USSR appears in Cyrillic letters.

Now I will send a burst transmission from the Kremlin only you will be able to see it Red October1984 it will activate the inner sleeper KGB agent hidden in your inner mind with your aid the Soviet Union will invent FTL drives go back in time and crush the capitalist imperialist dogs once and for all......sending transmission.........................
Владимир Путин является моим папой Я также целовать ноги Брежнева международного советско мой брат и сестра Красный Октябрь!
Для C.C.C.P!

Да здравствует Советский Союз!

Err...what did I just say?

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? Why can I suddenly speak русский?

Я думаю, что у меня есть проблемы but I'm not completely sure.

[Cybermat47]

Васей ринг Рогозин роо игр шпон лещ Ренат!

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Васей ринг Рогозин роо игр шпон лещ Ренат!

Это не переводить с Google Translate. Возьмите этого мальчика в ГУЛАГ


Ugh... I've got a hell of a headache...

[Stealhead]

Тема КРАСНЫЙ ОКТЯБРЬ 1984 года не принимает отказа привода плана.
Отправить в кот Дмитрия Медведева, чтобы санировать цель.


Wow that translated from English to Russian back to English very humorously.Be wary of cats that look like Dimitry Medevev Red.Copy the Cyrillic and let Google translate it into English.

I'll post what I originally typed in English later i think the way it translates makes it much better.That is the weakness of internet translators they just cant translate contextual words that only occur in one language into a different language.