Doomsday comet may hit Mars

Takeda Shingen · 02-26-13, 07:34 PM

Prayers to the Maritian people.

u crank · 02-26-13, 07:58 PM

Heads up Curiosity......heads up.

kiwi_2005 · 02-26-13, 08:00 PM

2014 Earth invaded by aliens

AVGWarhawk · 02-26-13, 08:17 PM

They would be illegal aliens. Or New Earthlings. Depending on your view.

Oberon · 02-26-13, 09:53 PM

It'll be one of the biggest astronomical events since Shoemaker-Levy went to play in Jupiter:

The biggest fragment of that hit Jupiter with a force estimated at six million megatons.

It'll be a very interesting event if it does hit because we have so many probes around and on Mars that we can get some good data from it. Poor Curiosity might get a bit sand-blasted if its still going, but it'll capture footage that'll make Michael Bay sit back and go 'Dayum'.

Then, of course, the Martians will HAVE to invade Earth to get extra resources.

August · 02-26-13, 11:31 PM

The comet is carrying an alien life form that will find conditions on mars to be excellent. It will assimilate our rover and satellite technology and create a race of super-intelligent alien bears which will come to earth and try and wipe us out in order to take all our honey, picnic baskets and large breasted women for their evil experiments.

But we'll be our typically cagey human selves though and figure out a way to defeat them at the last possible moment. Possibly by giving them a virus, either biologically or electronically (or both) but not until they have really messed up our planet and wiped out a majority of it's inhabitants. We will however be able to unlock the secrets of their alien bearish technology which will be wicked awesome for those of us who survive.

And life goes on...

Stealhead · 02-26-13, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by August

The comet is carrying an alien life form that will find conditions on mars to be excellent. It will assimilate our rover and satellite technology and create a race of super-intelligent alien bears which will come to earth and try and wipe us out in order to take all our honey, picnic baskets and large breasted women for their evil experiments.

But we'll be our typically cagey human selves though and figure out a way to defeat them at the last possible moment. Possibly by giving them a virus, either biologically or electronically (or both) but not until they have really messed up our planet and wiped out a majority of it's inhabitants. We will however be able to unlock the secrets of their alien bearish technology which will be wicked awesome for those of us who survive.

And life goes on...

Who knows maybe an event like this has happened before.

Not to sound all "Ancient Aliens" funny hair dude and all.

Reece · 02-27-13, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by August

The comet is carrying an alien life form that will find conditions on mars to be excellent. It will assimilate our rover and satellite technology and create a race of super-intelligent alien bears which will come to earth and try and wipe us out in order to take all our honey, picnic baskets and large breasted women for their evil experiments.

But we'll be our typically cagey human selves though and figure out a way to defeat them at the last possible moment. Possibly by giving them a virus, either biologically or electronically (or both) but not until they have really messed up our planet and wiped out a majority of it's inhabitants. We will however be able to unlock the secrets of their alien bearish technology which will be wicked awesome for those of us who survive.

And life goes on...

What an imagination!!!

gimpy117 · 02-27-13, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Heads up Curiosity......heads up.

if it does hit it will be a hell of a chance to study comet impacts

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Heads up Curiosity......heads up. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	2014 Earth invaded by aliens __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	They would be illegal aliens. Or New Earthlings. Depending on your view. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The comet is carrying an alien life form that will find conditions on mars to be excellent. It will assimilate our rover and satellite technology and create a race of super-intelligent alien bears which will come to earth and try and wipe us out in order to take all our honey, picnic baskets and large breasted women for their evil experiments. But we'll be our typically cagey human selves though and figure out a way to defeat them at the last possible moment. Possibly by giving them a virus, either biologically or electronically (or both) but not until they have really messed up our planet and wiped out a majority of it's inhabitants. We will however be able to unlock the secrets of their alien bearish technology which will be wicked awesome for those of us who survive. And life goes on... __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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02-26-13, 07:34 PM	#1
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Prayers to the Maritian people.

02-26-13, 09:53 PM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	It'll be one of the biggest astronomical events since Shoemaker-Levy went to play in Jupiter: The biggest fragment of that hit Jupiter with a force estimated at six million megatons. It'll be a very interesting event if it does hit because we have so many probes around and on Mars that we can get some good data from it. Poor Curiosity might get a bit sand-blasted if its still going, but it'll capture footage that'll make Michael Bay sit back and go 'Dayum'. Then, of course, the Martians will HAVE to invade Earth to get extra resources.