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Doomsday comet may hit Mars
Looks like Russia got off easy.
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Prayers to the Maritian people.
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Heads up Curiosity......heads up.
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2014 Earth invaded by aliens:doh:
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They would be illegal aliens. Or New Earthlings. Depending on your view.
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It'll be one of the biggest astronomical events since Shoemaker-Levy went to play in Jupiter:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...pact_sites.jpg The biggest fragment of that hit Jupiter with a force estimated at six million megatons. It'll be a very interesting event if it does hit because we have so many probes around and on Mars that we can get some good data from it. Poor Curiosity might get a bit sand-blasted if its still going, but it'll capture footage that'll make Michael Bay sit back and go 'Dayum'. Then, of course, the Martians will HAVE to invade Earth to get extra resources. :dead: |
The comet is carrying an alien life form that will find conditions on mars to be excellent. It will assimilate our rover and satellite technology and create a race of super-intelligent alien bears which will come to earth and try and wipe us out in order to take all our honey, picnic baskets and large breasted women for their evil experiments.
But we'll be our typically cagey human selves though and figure out a way to defeat them at the last possible moment. Possibly by giving them a virus, either biologically or electronically (or both) but not until they have really messed up our planet and wiped out a majority of it's inhabitants. We will however be able to unlock the secrets of their alien bearish technology which will be wicked awesome for those of us who survive. And life goes on... :) |
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Who knows maybe an event like this has happened before. Not to sound all "Ancient Aliens" funny hair dude and all. http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/...ps623cf1a8.jpg |
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End of Mars party, my house! :woot:
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Will this be observable?
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Keep the tracking radars powered up and on the lookout for a sudden influx of illegal aliens.
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