Britain's PM faces gay marriage revolt as plots swirl

[kranz]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

I see marriage as a union between two people who love each other, not a man and a woman.

Why do you restrict marriage to a union between people?
I love my cat. Every morning he comes to me and rubs at my legs. When I show him my fist, he hits it with his head. He allows being scratched on his belly.
According to cat experts it is a symbol of devotion and affection.
Why can't I marry my cat then?

Dear mods: please pay more attention to posts such as the one by user: Cybermat47 because they have deeply hurt my feelings.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by kranz

Why do you restrict marriage to a union between people?
I love my cat. Every morning he comes to me and rubs at my legs. When I show him my fist, he hits it with his head. He allows being scratched on his belly.
According to cat experts it is a symbol of devotion and affection.
Why can't I marry my cat then?

In the event that you are actually being serious here - because your cat cannot legally consent to take part in such a union, in the same way that a child or a lump of coal or a blow-up doll cannot legally consent to it. Another adult human, regardless of sex, can.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

In the event that you are actually being serious here . . .

I don't think he is, and I'm hoping not, but a good response - I would've just shouted names!

[HundertzehnGustav]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

In the event that you are actually being serious here - because your cat cannot legally consent to take part in such a union, in the same way that a child or a lump of coal or a blow-up doll cannot legally consent to it. Another adult human, regardless of sex, can.

But many other adults should not have the right to consent for lack of intelligence

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by kranz

Dear mods: please pay more attention to posts such as the one by user: Cybermat47 because they have deeply hurt my feelings.

Moderators can not moderate feelings. Hurt or otherwise. Sorry.

[kranz]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

In the event that you are actually being serious here

i've been serious 1189 times so far.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

because your cat cannot legally consent to take part in such a union,

a bad law needs to be banned. period. and one more period. period.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

a child

listen lady, i'm not a child molester (yet)

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

or a lump of coal

my father works in a coal mine. so what?

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

or a blow-up doll

you've been spying on me, haven't you?

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

sex

i bet you are a fine woman but sorry - it's too early for me.

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

I don't think he is

very bad trolling.
0/10

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Moderators can not

OALD's impotence meaning 1 or 2?

[Oberon]

Cupcakes.


Next question?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Cupcakes.


Next question?

Can I have ice cream with my cupcake?

Oh, and my husband Bertram would like a herring with his, on account of he's a penguin. I decided it was just too hard getting a cat into a tuxedo for the wedding and Bertram came pre-tuxed.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Can I have ice cream with my cupcake?

Oh, and my husband Bertram would like a herring with his, on account of he's a penguin. I decided it was just too hard getting a cat into a tuxedo for the wedding and Bertram came pre-tuxed.

Hey lady, I'm ready for you now, if you'll still have me?

[AVGWarhawk]

[HundertzehnGustav]

Originally Posted by kranz

Why do you restrict marriage to a union between people?
I love my cat. Every morning he comes to me and rubs at my legs. When I show him my fist, he hits it with his head. He allows being scratched on his belly.
According to cat experts it is a symbol of devotion and affection.
Why can't I marry my cat then?

Dear mods: please pay more attention to posts such as the one by user: Cybermat47 because they have deeply hurt my feelings.

So i am married to my PC.
wherevrr i go i carry a USB stick. Ring.
whenever i come home, he is there for me.
he warms my house and keeps me laughing. feeds me ridles and lets me have this AHA moment once in a while.

humans do not always do that for me.


what about mah DOG. warms my feet and greets me every day - morning noon and night.. follows me round wherever i go and has so far been a faithful companion.