Ahmadinejad's cameraman defects

Hey bro, you know where I can hand it my resume?

hand it in anywhere , Alex believes its a global jewish conspiracy running everything so clearly any organisation would be the correct one to hand a resume to.

Also, who do I need to bribe or perform sexual favors for to get in?

We can't tell you that till you join, you have to be a paid zionist first like I am apparently.
Then again since its everywhere maybe you are already a member