Reporting Aboard (BALZ)

Sailor Steve · 01-14-12, 04:43 PM

Oh, crud, the nincompoop is ba...

Ahem! Good to have you back, Herr Kaleun! Alles ready for inspection!

Jimbuna · 01-14-12, 05:58 PM

Welcome back

Rhodes · 01-14-12, 06:23 PM

Ah the return of the Hero!

Gargamel · 01-14-12, 06:48 PM

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

VONHARRIS · 01-15-12, 12:46 AM

Yes!

I want more.
U-111 a type IXB so I guess long range patrols with lots of action.

diluvian · 01-17-12, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Ah the return of the Hero!

Brag · 01-20-12, 04:05 PM

"Beside your normal duties as laid out by BDU and my standing orders, you will conduct daily silent singing practice with the Port Watch," Balz said.
"Silent sinking, Herr Kaleun?"
"Singing, with a g, like tra la la."
Keller could not help but scratch his head. "How does one sing silently?"
"You do it in German." Balz smiled and spread his arms.
"Do what in German?"
"Sing like a Wagnerian opera hero, But silently and make sure no one is silent singing in Japanese. Only I do Japanese arias in German. Silent singing is very inspiring with the background thunder of depth charges. " Balz closed his eyes and swayed his head from side to side for about a minute. "that was my version of Tristan and . . .and...."
"Isolde?" Keller tried to be helpful.
"Aha, you've got it , me boy. You will do well on this submersible."

To be continued

Brag · 01-29-12, 01:42 PM

Lt. Keller writes:

Om 17 February our new conning tower was ready and we received orders to patrol off the coast of new Jersey. The captain ordered us all on deck. After five minutes he appeared on what he called his balcony and addressed us.

"Menner! do you have your passports ready and American visas?"

We all looked at each other and shuffled our feet in what Balz calls the submarine shuffle.
"American destroyers depth charges boats without visas."
"Bernaaard! Didn´t I tell you to go to the Anerican consulate and get visas?"

"It was closed, Herr Kaleun."
"What to do, what to do." Balz scratched his chin.
"I can go when the war is over," Bernard said.
Balz banged his fist on the conning tower. In a decisive tone, he said, "We must practice because that is really the only way to get into Carnegie Hall."

danasan · 01-29-12, 02:00 PM

Balz is back, hurra!

Will he have his gig live at Carnegie Hall? Maybe as a duet with Harry Bellafonte?

I'll stay tuned - as evah...

Brag · 01-15-12, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Welcome back

Jimbuna must have the world's larget tea cozy collection

Jimbuna · 01-15-12, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Jimbuna must have the world's larget tea cozy collection

Some folk would probably agree with you

danasan · 01-15-12, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Oh, crud, the nincompoop is ba...

...

I had to look up nincompoop

...

Well, I'd say all the nincompoops are back and ready to follow the action...

Sailor Steve · 01-15-12, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danasan

Well, I'd say all the nincompoops are back and ready to follow the action...

HEY! I resemble that remark!

Missing Name · 01-15-12, 05:01 PM

Yay!

danasan · 01-16-12, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

HEY! I resemble that remark!

I hope I didn't cross the line with that...

01-14-12, 04:43 PM	#1
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01-14-12, 05:58 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Welcome back __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-14-12, 06:23 PM	#3
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,520 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Ah the return of the Hero! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

01-14-12, 06:48 PM	#4
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa! __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

01-20-12, 04:05 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	"Beside your normal duties as laid out by BDU and my standing orders, you will conduct daily silent singing practice with the Port Watch," Balz said. "Silent sinking, Herr Kaleun?" "Singing, with a g, like tra la la." Keller could not help but scratch his head. "How does one sing silently?" "You do it in German." Balz smiled and spread his arms. "Do what in German?" "Sing like a Wagnerian opera hero, But silently and make sure no one is silent singing in Japanese. Only I do Japanese arias in German. Silent singing is very inspiring with the background thunder of depth charges. " Balz closed his eyes and swayed his head from side to side for about a minute. "that was my version of Tristan and . . .and...." "Isolde?" Keller tried to be helpful. "Aha, you've got it , me boy. You will do well on this submersible." To be continued __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

01-15-12, 12:46 AM	#5
VONHARRIS Konteradmiral Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Greece Posts: 1,992 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 0	Yes! I want more. U-111 a type IXB so I guess long range patrols with lots of action.

01-29-12, 01:42 PM	#8
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Lt. Keller writes: Om 17 February our new conning tower was ready and we received orders to patrol off the coast of new Jersey. The captain ordered us all on deck. After five minutes he appeared on what he called his balcony and addressed us. "Menner! do you have your passports ready and American visas?" We all looked at each other and shuffled our feet in what Balz calls the submarine shuffle. "American destroyers depth charges boats without visas." "Bernaaard! Didn´t I tell you to go to the Anerican consulate and get visas?" "It was closed, Herr Kaleun." "What to do, what to do." Balz scratched his chin. "I can go when the war is over," Bernard said. Balz banged his fist on the conning tower. In a decisive tone, he said, "We must practice because that is really the only way to get into Carnegie Hall." __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

01-29-12, 02:00 PM	#9
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Balz is back, hurra! Will he have his gig live at Carnegie Hall? Maybe as a duet with Harry Bellafonte? I'll stay tuned - as evah... __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

01-15-12, 05:01 PM	#14
Missing Name Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Westun New Yahk Posts: 748 Downloads: 131 Uploads: 0	Yay! __________________ Largest target sunk with deck gun: Japanese auxiliary cruiser, 15000 tons Largest engaged: HMS Nelson. Results inconclusive. Read Brag's stuff

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