Repent, the end is near, May 21st to be exact

[Feuer Frei!]

That'll be a Saturday.
Better ring up sick for that day then.
I'll be buggered if i'm gonna go down in a sea of flames whilst i'm at that craphole called work!

[Torplexed]

Robert Fitzpatrick, a 60-year-old Staten Island resident, said he spent at least that sum on 1,000 subway-car placards and ads on bus kiosks and subway cars.

They say, "Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever! Judgment Day May 21, 2011."
In a self-published book, "The Doomsday Code," Fitzpatrick said the Bible offers "proof that cannot be dismissed."

"Judgment Day will surprise people. We will not be ready for it," Fitzpatrick said in an interview with the newspaper. "A giant earthquake will render the earth uninhabitable."

If you want to set an alarm clock, the quake will happen just before 6:00pm local time, he said.

Apparently, that's 6:00 pm on the US east coast, so set your doomsday clocks accordingly. I guess that means Australia & NZ will actually have until Sunday to party like it's 1999.