Russia says: No sex in Space! Honest!

Sailor Steve · 04-25-11, 01:01 PM

Too bad. I don't see how they could resist. Maybe that's why they didn't choose me.

Betonov · 04-25-11, 02:00 PM

They're holding back, since Putin wants to be the first one

TorpX · 04-25-11, 02:09 PM

Not exactly sure what prompted this story.

........

But, I think anyone can have as much sex in space as they want......

........as long as U.S. taxpayers don't have to foot the bill.

Armistead · 04-25-11, 02:29 PM

Having sex in zero gravity, surely our congress has a 200 million dollar study on it....

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-25-11, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Having sex in zero gravity, surely our congress has a 200 million dollar study on it....

"Senator+wife+zero-gravity=?"

Sailor Steve · 04-25-11, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

"Senator+intern+zero-gravity=?"

Fixed.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-26-11, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Fixed.

Oh, thank you for fix. Did you propably think such "intern" candidates as Ms. Chapman?

Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Chapman

I could post some other more, erm... you know... looking candidates but I don't want cause too much greyhairs for Neal.

Fish In The Water · 04-25-11, 04:01 PM

No sex in space?

Then like, what's the point in going?

Platapus · 04-25-11, 04:44 PM

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

Bakkels · 04-25-11, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

You ARE aware of the fact that for example in prison, people have sex too? Well, I guess in space they wouldn't have to worry about dropping their soap

Armistead · 04-26-11, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities.

Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days

The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997

There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space.

The United States has had 43 women in space.

So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American.

"you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea"

Just think to be the first baby made in space.....

04-25-11, 01:01 PM	#1
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Too bad. I don't see how they could resist. Maybe that's why they didn't choose me. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-25-11, 02:09 PM	#3
TorpX Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 3,975 Downloads: 153 Uploads: 11	Not exactly sure what prompted this story. ........ But, I think anyone can have as much sex in space as they want...... ........as long as U.S. taxpayers don't have to foot the bill.

04-25-11, 04:44 PM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well the Soviets/Russians would only have had two opportunities. Svetlana Savitskaya aboard Soyus T-7 (1982). The two men slept in Salyut 7 and the woman slept in the T-7 for privacy. She was up for almost 20 days The other would be Yelena Kondakova who was on Mir for 5 months in 1995 and then she was on STS-84 for 9 days in 1997 There have only been three Soviet/Russian women in space. The United States has had 43 women in space. So if there was any orbital orgies, odds are that it would have been an American. "you see, in docking one ship has this probe and the other has this drogue. And during docking the probe is slowly moved into the... well you get the idea" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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