Best Bad*** Last Words Uttered

[frau kaleun]

Pulled off some random web sites, so no idea as to accuracy:

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.
- Dylan Thomas

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
- Humphrey Bogart

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
- Oscar Wilde

And then I ran into this:

http://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/index.html

Canonical List of Famous Last Words

(roleplaying : fantasy and sf)

Hundreds of brave characters lost their lives during thousands of roleplaying sessions leaving us their last words. We'll never forget them. Rest in peace.

Some of my favorites from there:

"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."

"I bet without Mjolnir you're a real wuss."

"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."

"Hey, the pyramid's glowing. I didn't think it could do that."

"Cool! Crocodiles!"

"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop."

"What do you mean 'It's ticking'?"

"I'll distract the dragon!"

"Damn, it's getting hot in here. By the way, what's that smell?"

"Well, what little damage can be done with a Katana..."

"Geez... that guy looks mad now. Can I un-cast that fireball?"

"Ohh never mind that, that's just a rabbit."