Derailing threads with humor is frowned upon in this establishment.

krashkart · 02-24-11, 10:56 PM

Uh... I lost the keys.

EDIT:

And the wet bar was raided by a pack of ferrets.

EDIT 2:

Wait! I found the keys and I'm on my way.

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:11 PM

Okay here's the plan: I found this juicy troll thread a few threads down with a lot of moolah. I'll kick the monitor in and play my song, then Frau will play hers. Everyone will be stunned and krashkart will go around and collect the merchandise. We'll split the posts 3 ways.

Ready! Go team!

(Me)Polish version:

(Frau)Swedish version:

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:16 PM

If the po-lice show up too soon, I'll post a picture of Reece's GF. If that doesn't stop them, I'll post that they've announced Destroyer Command 2. That should cause enough chaos, we can make our getaway to the funny pix thread to hide out.

Sailor Steve · 02-24-11, 11:24 PM

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 11:29 PM

Wipe that disgusting grin off your face!

Wait, what?

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

Now the McFrau Gang (and krashkart too) is looking for a musician to write ballads of our great exploits, preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?

"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!"

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 11:33 PM

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful thread
That started with off-topic posts
When comedy was dead...

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?

"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!

please clarify: Since I cannot hear what you are typing, by bass player, do you mean this:

or this:

management

kiwi_2005 · 02-25-11, 02:50 AM

OP post made me laugh, but I still don't get it

This is the only response I could come up with... I am listening and painting

Rockstar · 02-25-11, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?

"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!"

madam nose snooze a lot, apparently you've never heard the power of the funkadelic starchild?

geetrue · 03-02-11, 12:23 PM

All I know is that I followed a link callled, "idle time is the devils playground"

idle time is the devils playground

and it led me to here

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:32 PM

dammit, where's krashkart!?! Probably in the car/bar readin' comics again, or maybe at the soda fountain?

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:40 PM

Well looky here, The Frau dun caught a mod-erator snoopin' 'round this thread. What should we do with him.

krashkart · 02-24-11, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

dammit, where's krashkart!?! Probably in the car/bar readin' comics again, or maybe at the soda fountain?

Sorry for the holdup (see what I did there). I scored us a better ride.

02-24-11, 10:56 PM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Uh... I lost the keys. EDIT: And the wet bar was raided by a pack of ferrets. EDIT 2: Wait! I found the keys and I'm on my way. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard Last edited by krashkart; 02-24-11 at 11:10 PM.

02-24-11, 11:11 PM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Okay here's the plan: I found this juicy troll thread a few threads down with a lot of moolah. I'll kick the monitor in and play my song, then Frau will play hers. Everyone will be stunned and krashkart will go around and collect the merchandise. We'll split the posts 3 ways. Ready! Go team! (Me)Polish version: (Frau)Swedish version: __________________

02-24-11, 11:16 PM	#3
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	If the po-lice show up too soon, I'll post a picture of Reece's GF. If that doesn't stop them, I'll post that they've announced Destroyer Command 2. That should cause enough chaos, we can make our getaway to the funny pix thread to hide out. __________________

02-24-11, 11:24 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it! Muttley: Anybody want a peanut? ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming! FrauKau: You have terrible timing. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-25-11, 02:50 AM	#10
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	OP post made me laugh, but I still don't get it This is the only response I could come up with... I am listening and painting __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

02-24-11, 11:29 PM	#5
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Wipe that disgusting grin off your face! Wait, what?

02-24-11, 11:33 PM	#8
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of a fateful thread That started with off-topic posts When comedy was dead...

03-02-11, 12:23 PM	#12
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	All I know is that I followed a link callled, "idle time is the devils playground" idle time is the devils playground and it led me to here __________________

02-24-11, 11:32 PM	#13
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	dammit, where's krashkart!?! Probably in the car/bar readin' comics again, or maybe at the soda fountain? __________________

02-24-11, 11:40 PM	#14
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Well looky here, The Frau dun caught a mod-erator snoopin' 'round this thread. What should we do with him. __________________

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