Derailing threads with humor is frowned upon in this establishment.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Freiwillige

The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.

I vote we have someone* hit 'em over the head with an angry wombat.



*Me, actually.

Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs

NOT FUNNY. I happen to be one of the several dozen* citizens of our great nation who is afflicted with this malady, and there is nothing funny about it. And if you'd ever heard me trying to sing "Like A Virgin" in the crapper you wouldn't be laughing either. The acoustics just make it worse.



*Okay, several couple. Okay, few. Okay just me, actually.