Why Jesus was an Aussie (JK)

TarJak · 12-11-10, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

You know why he wasn't born down-under?
God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin there.

J/K Mates!!

Sailor Steve · 12-11-10, 04:35 PM

I first heard it as a Polish joke back in the '70s. I've told it as a Utah joke ever since.

12-11-10, 04:44 PM

And all the Aussie virgin things you search for come up with
Females looking for Virgin Aussie Males.
Like there is one over several months old.

I also noticed no links to a Male Aussie looking for a virgin!
(Probably because they know looking for a winning Lottery Ticket gets faster returns?)

J/K

Platapus · 12-11-10, 06:57 PM

It can't hard to find a virgin in Australia. There has to be some women who can run faster than their brothers.

nikimcbee · 12-12-10, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

It can't hard to find a virgin in Australia. There has to be some women who can run faster than their brothers.

[insert sheep joke here]

bookworm_020 · 12-12-10, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

[insert sheep joke here]

Your mixing us up with the New Zealanders!

Sailor Steve · 12-13-10, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Your mixing us up with the New Zealanders!

Hey, people lump all us Yanks together. Why not you downunders?

12-12-10, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Wow you're right! Google can't find them either

I even tried aussie wise men and got nothing.

You sure you live there?
Or should I try aussie wise arse?

TarJak · 12-13-10, 03:27 PM

Oh I live here alright. Nobody says I'm wise though.

12-11-10, 04:35 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I first heard it as a Polish joke back in the '70s. I've told it as a Utah joke ever since. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-11-10, 06:57 PM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,386 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	It can't hard to find a virgin in Australia. There has to be some women who can run faster than their brothers. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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12-11-10, 04:44 PM	#3
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	And all the Aussie virgin things you search for come up with Females looking for Virgin Aussie Males. Like there is one over several months old. I also noticed no links to a Male Aussie looking for a virgin! (Probably because they know looking for a winning Lottery Ticket gets faster returns?) J/K

12-13-10, 03:27 PM	#9
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Oh I live here alright. Nobody says I'm wise though.