Send more dip!

Ducimus · 09-09-10, 03:32 PM

Bit more to it, but this is good for the uninitiated.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4374-dipping-tobacco/

Between Skoal, and Coppenhagen, is Kodiak i believe. I knew alot of guys who liked kodiak. Every brand has its fans, just like coffin nails. Some like malboro lights, others like reds. *shrug*

Of course there's chewing tabacco, which is different from snuff/dip. Chewing tabacco is the full leaves. Comes in a pouch, not a can. You can get a pretty good ball of chew going with it. Also makes you "juice" more too. Dip doesn't make you juice so much. At my worst, when i was off duty, id have a wad of redman (chewing tabacco) in one cheek, a beer in one hand, and a coffin nail in the other. Spit, drink, drag. In that order.

I guess i was determined to **** myself up as best as i could with what was legal.

Gerald · 09-09-10, 03:49 PM

Ducimus · 09-09-10, 03:51 PM

That stuffs for wussy's, and people who don't know how to pack their dip right.

Gerald · 09-09-10, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus

That stuffs for wussy's, and people who don't know how to pack their dip right.

right

Ducimus · 09-09-10, 05:02 PM

heh, I gave up the habit after I had a gum graft done by some Air Force Quack looking to build his porftolio. That was enough to scare me right out of my nicotine addiction.

Oberon · 09-09-10, 05:13 PM

I recall reading about Hog pilots back in the Gulf war whose enterprising families managed to circumvent the alcohol ban in Saudi Arabia by filling Scotch envelopes (there's a pun in here I know it) with liquor and then putting another bag inside so that there was a layer of liquor between the envelope and the gift. The first pilot was so frustrated that his wife/friend had just sent him some random little nothing of a gift that he stabbed the envelope...and then it was a case of "No-one move!"

Others tried to make their own stills, which often resulted in yeast inspired explosions.

The improvisation within the armed forces is top notch.

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09-09-10, 03:32 PM	#1
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Bit more to it, but this is good for the uninitiated. http://www.cracked.com/funny-4374-dipping-tobacco/ Between Skoal, and Coppenhagen, is Kodiak i believe. I knew alot of guys who liked kodiak. Every brand has its fans, just like coffin nails. Some like malboro lights, others like reds. shrug Of course there's chewing tabacco, which is different from snuff/dip. Chewing tabacco is the full leaves. Comes in a pouch, not a can. You can get a pretty good ball of chew going with it. Also makes you "juice" more too. Dip doesn't make you juice so much. At my worst, when i was off duty, id have a wad of redman (chewing tabacco) in one cheek, a beer in one hand, and a coffin nail in the other. Spit, drink, drag. In that order. I guess i was determined to **** myself up as best as i could with what was legal.

09-09-10, 03:51 PM	#3
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	That stuffs for wussy's, and people who don't know how to pack their dip right.

09-09-10, 05:02 PM	#5
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	heh, I gave up the habit after I had a gum graft done by some Air Force Quack looking to build his porftolio. That was enough to scare me right out of my nicotine addiction.

09-09-10, 05:13 PM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I recall reading about Hog pilots back in the Gulf war whose enterprising families managed to circumvent the alcohol ban in Saudi Arabia by filling Scotch envelopes (there's a pun in here I know it) with liquor and then putting another bag inside so that there was a layer of liquor between the envelope and the gift. The first pilot was so frustrated that his wife/friend had just sent him some random little nothing of a gift that he stabbed the envelope...and then it was a case of "No-one move!" Others tried to make their own stills, which often resulted in yeast inspired explosions. The improvisation within the armed forces is top notch.