Heavy Drinkers Outlive Non-Drinkers

08-30-10, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Not to change the subject, guys, but I need your thoughts and prayers ASAP. I'm having a major health emergency.

I just checked the fridge and there's only one beer left.

stay calm and call 911 right away

we will pray for you

things always last longer when they are pickled so this article makes sense

frau kaleun · 08-30-10, 06:36 PM

I think it will be enough to keep me alive until I can get to the store tomorrow.

But payday's not until Wednesday, and I don't think my health plan is gonna cover this as a routine preventive expense.

Curse you, greedy bean counters!

yubba · 08-30-10, 06:37 PM

Gee sure picked a bad time too quit drinkin, spent many a good year to get rid of this tavern tumor from my waist.

UnderseaLcpl · 08-30-10, 06:55 PM

I've been saying this for years but my doctor doesn't believe me. She'd rather say things like "James, you can't drink that much without incurring serious negative consequences" and other assorted medical technobabble.

Takeda Shingen · 08-30-10, 07:03 PM

Hr. Hibbert: Homer, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.

Homer (sluring): The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none.

Aramike · 08-30-10, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Hr. Hibbert: Homer, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.

Homer (sluring): The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none.

Homer: Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

gimpy117 · 08-30-10, 11:52 PM

well than good thing I go to Western Michigan University! Im on pace to live forever!

Aramike · 08-31-10, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by gimpy117

well than good thing I go to Western Michigan University! Im on pace to live forever!

You don't say....

Damn, I miss college.

DarkFish · 08-31-10, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by gimpy117

well than good thing I go to Western Michigan University! Im on pace to live forever!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ife_expectancy
Netherlands: 79.8 yrs
USA: 78.2

I have hereby proven Dutchmen are heavier drinkers than US citizens

No really, if you want to see heavy drinking you should come over to our faculty's pub: €10 for 30 beers

08-30-10, 06:55 PM	#4
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I've been saying this for years but my doctor doesn't believe me. She'd rather say things like "James, you can't drink that much without incurring serious negative consequences" and other assorted medical technobabble. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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gimpy117 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 3,243 Downloads: 108 Uploads: 0	well than good thing I go to Western Michigan University! Im on pace to live forever! __________________ Member of the Subsim Zombie Army

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08-30-10, 06:36 PM	#2
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I think it will be enough to keep me alive until I can get to the store tomorrow. But payday's not until Wednesday, and I don't think my health plan is gonna cover this as a routine preventive expense. Curse you, greedy bean counters!

08-30-10, 06:37 PM	#3
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Gee sure picked a bad time too quit drinkin, spent many a good year to get rid of this tavern tumor from my waist.

08-30-10, 07:03 PM	#5
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Hr. Hibbert: Homer, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol. Homer (sluring): The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none.