Putin Vows Russia Will Launch Manned Space Missions in 2018

Sailor Steve · 08-28-10, 08:13 PM

And don't forget that it's Vladimir ("Chuck Norris got nothing' on me!") Putin. He will undoubtedly be commanding the first mission.

bookworm_020 · 08-28-10, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And don't forget that it's Vladimir ("Chuck Norris got nothing' on me!") Putin. He will undoubtedly be commanding the first mission.

One way trip to Mars????

frau kaleun · 08-29-10, 12:07 AM

Space Ranger Putin will no doubt shoot Mars with a giant space crossbow. The bolt will be attached to a cable woven from adamantium and the sinews and tendons of his enemies. This cable will allow him to tow the planet into Earth's gravitational field, where it will remain in orbit for easier access on future visits.

However he will not actually need the cable, as Mars will be captured by the sheer force of his overpowering charisma and come along quietly.

08-29-10, 01:01 AM

Does anybody else wish that Putin would run for President of America? I would so vote for him?

Infact I would vote for him to be president of America for the rest of his life.

XabbaRus · 08-29-10, 02:18 AM

I want his rocket for my mantle piece....so cool.

Bubblehead what do you meant by

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"Just what we need.....

"

??

bookworm_020 · 08-29-10, 02:48 AM

"It's my rocket, you're not having it"

XabbaRus · 08-29-10, 04:36 AM

"Huh, what do you mean size matters?"

TLAM Strike · 08-29-10, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Space Ranger Putin will no doubt shoot Mars with a giant space crossbow. The bolt will be attached to a cable woven from adamantium and the sinews and tendons of his enemies. This cable will allow him to tow the planet into Earth's gravitational field, where it will remain in orbit for easier access on future visits.

However he will not actually need the cable, as Mars will be captured by the sheer force of his overpowering charisma and come along quietly.

Raptor1 · 08-29-10, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

*snip*

But when they hit Phobos and Deimos on the way, they shouldn't come crying to us...

TLAM Strike · 08-29-10, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

But when they hit Phobos and Deimos on the way, they shouldn't come crying to us...

Are you saying that Putin being struck by two moons would stop him. Please he would blast right through!

Raptor1 · 08-29-10, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Are you saying that Putin being struck by two moons would stop him. Please he would blast right through!

What a senseless waste of 2 perfectly servicable moons, though. I hear Russia has been wanting to stick it's flag into one of those for a while now...

U777 · 08-31-10, 12:26 AM

He will make sure his laser pen will be recharged this time.

08-28-10, 08:13 PM	#1
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	And don't forget that it's Vladimir ("Chuck Norris got nothing' on me!") Putin. He will undoubtedly be commanding the first mission. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	"It's my rocket, you're not having it" __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired" Last edited by XabbaRus; 08-29-10 at 04:36 AM. Reason: Sorry, I hit the edit button by mistake, meant to quote, darn you mod privelages.

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XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Huh, what do you mean size matters?" __________________

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Space Ranger Putin will no doubt shoot Mars with a giant space crossbow. The bolt will be attached to a cable woven from adamantium and the sinews and tendons of his enemies. This cable will allow him to tow the planet into Earth's gravitational field, where it will remain in orbit for easier access on future visits. However he will not actually need the cable, as Mars will be captured by the sheer force of his overpowering charisma and come along quietly.

08-29-10, 01:01 AM	#4
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Does anybody else wish that Putin would run for President of America? I would so vote for him? Infact I would vote for him to be president of America for the rest of his life.

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U777 Medic Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Chicago Posts: 159 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	He will make sure his laser pen will be recharged this time.