Pooping: You're Doing It Wrong

[Buddahaid]

http://www.wt.utari.net/

Here now! What's all that squating about?

[Reece]

Now of course if you are now going to squat (careful, if you slip your in the sh!t), you may need the new device advertised on the right of the article, the extended toilet roll holder! All I can add is... Spa-doonch!!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Reece

Now of course if you are now going to squat (careful, if you slip your in the sh!t), you may need the new device advertised on the right of the article, the extended toilet roll holder! All I can add is... Spa-doonch!!

I'm not gonna deal with maneuvering a toilet paper roll out and back from the wall AND simultaneously trying to keep my balance whilst squatting over a hole in the floor.

In short: put a remote control device on that thing or it's no sale.

Oh wait, I'm a girl. I don't poop. Never mind!

[TFatseas]

Poop thread...

I subscribe to the theory "If it's not broke, don't fix it".

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by TFatseas

Poop thread...

I subscribe to the theory "If it's not broke, don't fix it".

Your arse appears to be cracked, I'll get the stapler.

[UnderseaLcpl]

.......and with the advent of the "poop thread", Subsim sank below its officially rated depth. Perhaps the only thing more worrisome is that from the experience of its military and former military members alone, there is enough information on this precise topic to fill several volumes. I could personally contribute about 40 pages of war stories related to the absence of a toilet, and another ten or twenty involving functional indoor plumbing and portable johns - ranging from the time Cpl. Robinson accidentally defecated upon (or near) a hornet nest and ran a good two tenths of a mile through the desert with his trousers around his ankles to seek shelter in a tank hulk (which had most recently seen service as a target and a toilet) to the mysterious account of the infamous Phantom S****** of Camp Fallujah.

Yes, America's servicemembers are some of the nation's most celebrated poopers, and Marines are the finest of these. Capable of crapping anything from victory to Tiffany cufflinks to a mostly intact MRE in the most inhospitable environs on the planet, marines are justly proud of the legacy they leave in every position they occupy, provided that it is properly buried and concealed to avoid later detection by the enemy.

[Flaxpants]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Yes, America's servicemembers are some of the nation's most celebrated poopers, and Marines are the finest of these. Capable of crapping anything from victory to Tiffany cufflinks to a mostly intact MRE in the most inhospitable environs on the planet, marines are justly proud of the legacy they leave in every position they occupy, provided that it is properly buried and concealed to avoid later detection by the enemy.

Presumably they get proper training for this?

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Your arse appears to be cracked, I'll get the stapler.

[Reece]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Your arse appears to be cracked, I'll get the stapler.

I agree Dowly! That is really funny!