My lucky day

conus00 · 07-11-10, 08:43 PM

[This is a repost but anyway...]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

My usual answer to emails like this one.

07-11-10, 08:43 PM	#7
conus00 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: DB85 Posts: 804 Downloads: 166 Uploads: 0	[This is a repost but anyway...] Dear Sir, please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers. They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time. Sincerely, conus00 My usual answer to emails like this one. __________________

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