What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?

[GoldenRivet]

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.



its just that the state cant force him to.

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.



love the onion BTW

[UnderseaLcpl]

Thanks to all those people out there who make sure that our third-amendment rights are not abridged
http://www.theonion.com/articles/thi...other-su,2296/

[Safe-Keeper]

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses

[CaptainMattJ.]

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"et us rape who is left" bwhaahahahaha. thats just funny.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.



its just that the state cant force him to.

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.



love the onion BTW

If we're going to pick nits, he and his friend Jerry excersize their right to Free Assembly every time they go out for breakfast.

@ Safe-Keeper: That Francis Scott Key one is great! I love the professional singer doing those lines with a straight face.