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mookiemookie

07-03-10 02:27 PM

What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?

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And another thing, there are way, way too many amendments. They've got so many, they've started protecting me from stuff I might actually like. Like quartering soldiers. Are you kidding me? I can't quarter a soldier? Who doesn't like a houseguest? I've got an extra bed, and my motto is "Mi casa es su casa." Just bring a six-pack and we'll make spaghetti.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/wha...these-c,11463/

:rotfl2: Almost put this one in the "One for UnderseaLcpl" thread. :arrgh!:

GoldenRivet

07-03-10 02:40 PM

i realize this is a joke, but i feel compelled to respond to the

"Are you kidding me? I cant quarter a soldier?" part.

of course he can voluntarily.

its just that the state cant force him to.:up:

just to avoid any confusion or mixing of words there.

love the onion BTW

UnderseaLcpl

07-03-10 04:29 PM

Thanks to all those people out there who make sure that our third-amendment rights are not abridged:yeah:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/thi...other-su,2296/

Safe-Keeper

07-03-10 06:08 PM

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses

Sailor Steve

07-04-10 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1434554)

If we're going to pick nits, he and his friend Jerry excersize their right to Free Assembly every time they go out for breakfast. :sunny:

@ Safe-Keeper: That Francis Scott Key one is great! I love the professional singer doing those lines with a straight face.

CaptainMattJ.

07-04-10 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper (Post 1434663)

Off-topic, but: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unc...lay-in-t,2214/

More on topic: Restoration of Star-Sprangled Banner Reveals Horrifying New Verses

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

"et us rape who is left" bwhaahahahaha. thats just funny.

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