What is the first thing that comes to your mind...

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well I personally don't have pics of them mating but I was told the story by the zoo's head elephant keeper.

Actually I went to YouTube and found several videos right after I posted that. Pretty funny stuff.

And yes, baby anything mammalian are cute.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by August

Oh yeah then explain this!

Could be a Fithp and not an Elephant.

[aergistal]

Absence of absolute truth.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

The first thing that came to my mind was "This has to be some kind of trick question". Upon reading what it was we were supposed to be thinking I thought "This has to be some kind of trick answer", as the brief moment it took me to read the question was one of the few times I wasn't thinking about sex.

However, if we accept the premise that 1+2=3 in a reproductive sense, and ignoring the fact that that is totally ridiculous, I've got some more. See if you can figure out what they are

1) 1 / 2 = 2

2) 1+2 = 2

3) 1+0 = 1

4) 1+1 = 1

5) 1+7 = 21

6) 1+2 = 0

I'll post the answers later.

Pop quiz!!!!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Pop quizzes imply answers, hotshot. Where are yours?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Pop quizzes imply answers, hotshot. Where are yours?

The answer to everything is, as we all know, 42.

[DarkFish]

ok, since you all suddenly seem to like numbers, who can give the next number of this sequence?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
...

Never seen anyone giving the correct number the 1st time... wonder if any of you guys are smart enough

[aergistal]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

The first thing that came to my mind was "This has to be some kind of trick question". Upon reading what it was we were supposed to be thinking I thought "This has to be some kind of trick answer", as the brief moment it took me to read the question was one of the few times I wasn't thinking about sex.

However, if we accept the premise that 1+2=3 in a reproductive sense, and ignoring the fact that that is totally ridiculous, I've got some more. See if you can figure out what they are

1) 1 / 2 = 2

2) 1+2 = 2

3) 1+0 = 1

4) 1+1 = 1

5) 1+7 = 21

6) 1+2 = 0

I'll post the answers later.

I sense some religious implications, especially with 5 and 6. But I don't want to get started on the subject so I'll let someone else answer first.

[FIREWALL]

My first thought was, You wanted us to check your math.

When do you start 2's ?

[aergistal]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

ok, since you all suddenly seem to like numbers, who can give the next number of this sequence?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
...

Never seen anyone giving the correct number the 1st time... wonder if any of you guys are smart enough

13211311123113112211

Too easy. And can be googled btw.

On what line is 4 going to appear first?

[aergistal]

Pretty self explanatory.

(this could've been a good addition the the golden plate on Pioneer)

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by aergistal

On what line is 4 going to appear first?

Never.

[onelifecrisis]

4 will never appear.
edit: bah! beaten...

[UnderseaLcpl]

Mwahahahahaha!

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by aergistal

Pretty self explanatory.

(this could've been a good addition the the golden plate on Pioneer)

Oh, I know this one! It's... it's... Arrow + Heart = Cloverleaf Interchange!