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Lucky Jack
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You know what I hate?
Flies! I've had this one buggering me all weekend and now there's two more! So, I got three flies circling around me like: - Yo, Dowly! **** on the floor so we got something to nom nom! and I'm like: - No! **** off! and their all like: - Comee on, don't be lame! and I'm like: - Yeh, whatever, just wait till I go to the shop and get some RAID and their like: - Hah, you lazy ass can't be arsed to go there! and I'm like: - True true, but seriously go bug someone else. and they're like: - Nah and I'm like: - ****...
****ing hate those **********s. Right, carry on. |
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Navy Seal
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![]() ![]() Clean house often, Dowly? ![]()
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Ace of the Deep
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When I was still living alone, I couldnt be bothered o get up either to kick some serious fly butt.
Instead, I used to shoot flies and mosquitoes with this: ![]() Of course i didnt use paintballs for this.. ![]() Those yellow foam earplugs fit perfectly for this caliber.. ![]() |
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Eternal Patrol
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Wait until you have to go to store to buy food.
Buy flyswatter. Swat flies. No more flies.
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Lucky Jack
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Clean the house Dowly. I think we had a thread on this before.
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Flies are not so bad, not many get in. Being summertime, wasps and bees love to break in and bother me when i'm doing something important like IL-2.
Luckily, the cats find such insects absolutely delicious. Just pick one up and point it at buzzing intruder, works a treat!
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Get yourself a can of fly repellant and... Spray yourself with it.
Or... Go take a shower. ![]() |
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