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Old 05-09-10, 07:02 PM   #12
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Jokes like the 27-Jews-in-the-ashtray, are poor taste, to say the least. But telling them may be telling somehing about the person telling them.

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This is a Jewish joke, from a book with jokes from Jews about Jews.

A very wealthy Jew who owns much land and several factories, is about to die, and in his last will, he rules in his testament that his three friends, an Englishman, a German, and a Jew, should get equal shares of this property, but they have to fulfill one condition: at the funeral, each of them has to throw one million into his grave, the money to be buried with him.

At the funeral, the German comes and sinks one million in gold coins into the grave.

Next comes the Englishman. He presents a check over one million and lets it fall into the grave.

Last comes the Jew. He picks up the gold coins and the check, and leaves a bond over 3 millions.
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