Oh the shame! - Page 2

Brag · 03-22-10, 05:23 PM

I had my boat in perfect possition. The battleship was doomed as it approached. I raised the scope. Target at 340 degrees, range 800 meters. I fired my stern tubes as the escorts headed for me

Paul Riley · 03-22-10, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

I had my boat in perfect possition. The battleship was doomed as it approached. I raised the scope. Target at 340 degrees, range 800 meters. I fired my stern tubes as the escorts headed for me

Dear oh dear Brag

frau kaleun · 03-22-10, 05:31 PM

Flopper · 03-22-10, 05:33 PM

This is tough, I'd have to think all the way back to the last minutes I was playing.

While admiring the the stars of the night sky and getting ready to dock at the Corrientes supply ship, I looked up and noticed I was doing 14 kts on collision course... managed to slow down and veer away enough to just scrape the side a bit.

frau kaleun · 03-22-10, 05:45 PM

When I first started playing I liked to cruise around very close to the coastline so I could look at the land through my binocs and see what it looked like. Sadly, I also had a bad habit of plotting my course without zooming in close enough on the map to see all the up close and personal details of the shoreline, especially the bits that stick out a bit farther into the water than they appear to when you're not zoomed in to that specific area on the nav map.

Protip: those bits do not recede into the mainland if you unknowingly plot a course right through them, and running up on them at flank speed will not scare them out of the way either.

frau kaleun · 03-22-10, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Flopper

This is tough, I'd have to think all the way back to the last minutes I was playing.

While admiring the the stars of the night sky and getting ready to dock at the Corrientes supply ship, I looked up and noticed I was doing 14 kts on collision course... managed to slow down and veer away enough to just scrape the side a bit.

You really should've taken the hint when their bridge watch stopped waving their arms and screaming and started jumping overboard instead.

Exakt · 03-22-10, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Oh Frau, I'm keeping this one...

Guess I'll show this to some of my ArmA peeps...

Gaijin · 03-22-10, 08:51 PM

I have yet to top this superb example of stupidity

Flopper · 03-22-10, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaijin

I have yet to top this superb example of stupidity

frau kaleun · 03-22-10, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaijin

I have yet to top this superb example of stupidity

Paul Riley · 03-23-10, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

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Paul Riley · 03-23-10, 03:21 AM

Last night going through the channel I torpedoed a Romanian merchant in the darkness thinking it was French.I then threw the radio man and sonar man out of the sound room and locked myself in sulking like a baby,then shouted back to everyone "if anyone so much as looks at to me the wrong way I will f'ing shoot you with my Luger then throw your corpse overboard for the sharks!"

Dissaray · 03-23-10, 03:53 AM

Don't feel too bad about shooting the Romanians; I've heard they have it coming.

Paul Riley · 03-23-10, 04:00 AM

Thing is though,they became Germany's allies until 1944 I think it was.I remember they were using Romania's huge oil fields at Ploesti

BootsmanBoof · 03-23-10, 06:24 AM

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Once accidently rammed my escorting Sperrbrecher while evading an air attack and crept the 5000 or so metres back to the bunker with 80% hull damage.

SNAFU

03-22-10, 05:23 PM	#16
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I had my boat in perfect possition. The battleship was doomed as it approached. I raised the scope. Target at 340 degrees, range 800 meters. I fired my stern tubes as the escorts headed for me __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-22-10, 05:33 PM	#19
Flopper Weps Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Asheville, NC, USA Posts: 356 Downloads: 107 Uploads: 0	This is tough, I'd have to think all the way back to the last minutes I was playing. While admiring the the stars of the night sky and getting ready to dock at the Corrientes supply ship, I looked up and noticed I was doing 14 kts on collision course... managed to slow down and veer away enough to just scrape the side a bit. __________________

03-22-10, 08:51 PM	#23
Gaijin Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ireland. Posts: 102 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	I have yet to top this superb example of stupidity __________________ SH3 1.4/GWX Gold/SH Commander Thallium/84% Realism

03-23-10, 03:21 AM	#27
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Last night going through the channel I torpedoed a Romanian merchant in the darkness thinking it was French.I then threw the radio man and sonar man out of the sound room and locked myself in sulking like a baby,then shouted back to everyone "if anyone so much as looks at to me the wrong way I will f'ing shoot you with my Luger then throw your corpse overboard for the sharks!" __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes Last edited by Paul Riley; 03-23-10 at 06:05 AM.

03-23-10, 04:00 AM	#29
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Thing is though,they became Germany's allies until 1944 I think it was.I remember they were using Romania's huge oil fields at Ploesti __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

03-22-10, 05:31 PM	#18
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0

03-22-10, 05:45 PM	#20
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	When I first started playing I liked to cruise around very close to the coastline so I could look at the land through my binocs and see what it looked like. Sadly, I also had a bad habit of plotting my course without zooming in close enough on the map to see all the up close and personal details of the shoreline, especially the bits that stick out a bit farther into the water than they appear to when you're not zoomed in to that specific area on the nav map. Protip: those bits do not recede into the mainland if you unknowingly plot a course right through them, and running up on them at flank speed will not scare them out of the way either.

03-23-10, 03:53 AM	#28
Dissaray 中国水兵 Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 280 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Don't feel too bad about shooting the Romanians; I've heard they have it coming.

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