Red Dawn Re-Done

[Raptor1]

Bah, it always loses half the fun when they replace the Soviets with someone else...

[goldorak]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Bah, it always loses half the fun when they replace the Soviets with someone else...

Well the Chinese are as bad ass communists as the Soviets were.
But yeah I get what you mean when saying no one is as bad ass as the Soviets. Man how I wish the cold war were still going on.

[Freiwillige]

Originally Posted by goldorak

Well the Chinese are as bad ass communists as the Soviets were.
But yeah I get what you mean when saying no one is as bad ass as the Soviets. Man how I wish the cold war were still going on.

No way! The Chinese are nothing as scary as the Russians were. Marshal Stalin, Tank factory's building billions of tanks, Nukes upon Nukes.

Give me the original bad guys not this watered down chinese copy (Pun intended)

[Jimbuna]

Better start stocking up on noodles and prawn crackers before prices soar

[goldorak]

Originally Posted by Freiwillige

No way! The Chinese are nothing as scary as the Russians were. Marshal Stalin, Tank factory's building billions of tanks, Nukes upon Nukes.

Give me the original bad guys not this watered down chinese copy (Pun intended)

Ha the Soviets, China has a strategic advantage, its population.
Think the havoc an army (even if purely conventional) of 100 million men (less than 10% of their population) could do if unleashed onto the world.
No amount of machinery is going to stop an army this big. ^_^
China wins by sheer numbers, always has always will.

[Raptor1]

It's not about how many men China has. The Chinese bad guys are...well, Chinese, they look differently, speak strangely and behave in an evil manner. But the Soviets, they're the classic evil Red commies, and all these new bad guys like China just aren't the same...

[Oberon]

It should be remade with the British invading America, I think that would work out quite well, instead of:



You'd have:





I think it could be a hit

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Oberon

I think it could be a hit

Particularly the middle one!

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Oberon

It should be remade with the British invading America, I think that would work out quite well, instead of:



You'd have:





I think it could be a hit

LOVE IT!!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Normally I would have posted some ROFL smileys or something but I am very mad at you for making me spew beer all over my monitor, the keyboard, and the floor, Oberon. Do you have any idea how badly that is going to stain?

Now that I've regained my composure somewhat I will begrudge you a . I still can't look at the "Repairing Your Dictionary" part without laughing. Well done, sir

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Oberon

It should be remade with the British invading America, I think that would work out quite well, instead of:



You'd have:





I think it could be a hit

Never! You can keep Prince charles and your crazy round-a-bouts

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Oberon

I think it could be a hit

CLASSIC!!

[August]

Originally Posted by goldorak

Ha the Soviets, China has a strategic advantage, its population.
Think the havoc an army (even if purely conventional) of 100 million men (less than 10% of their population) could do if unleashed onto the world.
No amount of machinery is going to stop an army this big. ^_^
China wins by sheer numbers, always has always will.

Bah. Numbers aren't everything. Those sheer numbers still have to eat, still have to be clothed, sheltered, supplied and equipped. Put 100 million men way out on the end of a 10,000 mile long supply line surrounded by a hostile and well armed populace and watch those numbers tumble through starvation and disease.

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by August

Bah. Numbers aren't everything. Those sheer numbers still have to eat, still have to be clothed, sheltered, supplied and equipped. Put 100 million men way out on the end of a 10,000 mile long supply line surrounded by a hostile and well armed populace and watch those numbers tumble through starvation and disease.

Bah food won't be a problem:



Not once the engineers finish their work:

[August]

That's where we'll win. We'll supersize them into obesity.