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Task Force · 09-18-09, 08:21 PM

YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH me maties!!!

aaarrgghh! If bernard fires me torpedoes rong today ill make him walk the plank.

FIREWALL · 09-18-09, 08:25 PM

Off me Poopdeck ye scurvy dog. Arrh.

GoldenRivet · 09-18-09, 11:17 PM

Argh!

Told me wench i wanted some booty!

she said

Argh!!!! Not a chance ye scurvy dog!

Looks like i'll be walkin' me own plank tonight

Arclight · 09-19-09, 01:15 AM

Oh god, it's spreading.

HunterICX · 09-19-09, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arclight

Oh god, it's spreading.

Yaaarrrr it is!

...............

Ow....

HunterICX

Freiwillige · 09-19-09, 04:03 AM

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded!

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Biggles · 09-19-09, 08:08 AM

yaarrrr! Prepare t' see a naughty video!

09-18-09, 08:21 PM	#1
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH me maties!!! aaarrgghh! If bernard fires me torpedoes rong today ill make him walk the plank. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-18-09, 08:25 PM	#2
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Off me Poopdeck ye scurvy dog. Arrh. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

09-18-09, 11:17 PM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Argh! Told me wench i wanted some booty! she said Argh!!!! Not a chance ye scurvy dog! Looks like i'll be walkin' me own plank tonight __________________

09-19-09, 01:15 AM	#4
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Oh god, it's spreading. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

09-19-09, 08:08 AM	#7
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	yaarrrr! Prepare t' see a naughty video! __________________

09-19-09, 04:03 AM	#6
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded! Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

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