19 Sept...is
 

Talk like a Pirate day! :arrgh!:
http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/v...975/pirate.jpg

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR! man the sails me Hearties!:arrgh!:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Yarrrgh :arrgh!::arrgh!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH me maties!!!:arrgh!:

aaarrgghh! If bernard fires me torpedoes rong today ill make him walk the plank. :arrgh!:

Argh!

Told me wench i wanted some booty!

she said

Argh!!!! Not a chance ye scurvy dog!

Looks like i'll be walkin' me own plank tonight :arrgh!:

Oh god, it's spreading. :doh:

;)

Yaaarrrr it is!:arrgh!:...............:88) Ow....

HunterICX

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded!

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

yaarrrr! Prepare t' see a naughty video!:arrgh!::arrgh!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

"Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it."

Oh Dang. That's for Talk like a Patriot day. My bad. :oops: