I'm going to jail for a long time

[MothBalls]

TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested police said Thursday.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/1....ap/index.html

if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000.

When I think about all the online personas I've killed over the years, they'll probably give me 10 life sentences and a $5,000,000,000 fine.