Balz Does it on GWX 2.1!

Brag · 06-15-08, 09:24 PM

Leutenant Kalb writes:

We have been in what Balz calls the black hole for two weeks, busy sinking ships.
Balz took to wearing his tea cozy on his head.

We sat in the mess when Bernard asked, "What is the correct expression, one ship one torpedo, or one torpedo one ship?"

"One ship one torpedo," Balz growled.
"I like one torpedo one ship better."
"You don't understand, it is one torpedo per ship, not one ship per torpedo. Alles klar?"
"Well, you can't fire one torpedo at two ships so one torpedo one ship is correct." Bernard argued.
"You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean."
Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules."
"What do you mean?"
"On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes."

I retired to my bunk to write a message to BDU, 106,000 BRT, returning to base. Not too bad for a type VII patrol.

06-15-08, 09:24 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz Does it on GWX 2.1! Leutenant Kalb writes: We have been in what Balz calls the black hole for two weeks, busy sinking ships. Balz took to wearing his tea cozy on his head. We sat in the mess when Bernard asked, "What is the correct expression, one ship one torpedo, or one torpedo one ship?" "One ship one torpedo," Balz growled. "I like one torpedo one ship better." "You don't understand, it is one torpedo per ship, not one ship per torpedo. Alles klar?" "Well, you can't fire one torpedo at two ships so one torpedo one ship is correct." Bernard argued. "You imbecile. When I say One ship one torpedo that's what I mean." Bernard crossed his arms. "Herr Kaleun. you don'y follow your own rules." "What do you mean?" "On some ships you use the the deck gun and no torpedoes." I retired to my bunk to write a message to BDU, 106,000 BRT, returning to base. Not too bad for a type VII patrol. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 06-16-08 at 12:38 PM.