Ffat is happening mit das War?

[Brag]

J.S. Balz writes:

U-502 08 November 1941

to BDU

The last 24 hours have been active. I sank 1 Liberty and two small, stinking freighters. After sinking the Liberty 50 kms. West of Gibraltar, 3 destroyers appeared and circled for 3 hours trying to find us. Had to use 2 eels to send the Liberty down where it belongs. Then, despite heavy interference by aircraft sank the stinky dinky ships. Had to dive twelve times.

Then we got attacked at night by aircraft. Although with my great skill and superb execution of my intent to litter the Gulf of Cadiz with British wrecks, the Brits are getting stronger in this area. Was is loss mit you dumkopfs? Goering's fuzzy booted boys should destroy the RAF.

Meanwhile, I shall continue my brilliant action against the unforgiving enemy.

In between crash dives, I'm writing the first Act of my opera Ring of the hoochy-woochies. Presently working on the Hoochie Woochie grand entrance into Valhala.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, the Magnificent.