Being Romantic

[GoldenRivet]

1. Flowers delivered to work always is a sure thing, it cannot be any special occasion, and it must be a day of the week that isnt otherwise important. like a Tuesday... who gives a damn about tuesday? These are called "just because flowers". Women love when their co-workers come up to them gushing over how sweet their man is and how jealous they are that they didn't get any. Don't over do it... no "just because flowers" more than once or twice every few months.

2. Clean the house like a man possessed while she is at work. take a day off if you must. no dishes, counter space glistens like new fallen snow, the carpet is vacuumed and as fresh as the day it was installed. Dont "man clean" the place either by putting stuff under other stuff... woman clean it good and proper like. This is the female equivalent of a good sloppy.... well, you know.

3. Going out of town for a day or two? Write a brief note for her about how much you love her, have enjoyed her company over the years, and you cant wait to see her again. 2-3 lines, it doesn't have to be shakespear, it just has to come from you. "I love you, you are a wonderful woman and I appreciate the type of wife you have been for me over the years, and i cannot wait to see you again." throw in a couple of X's and Os just for the pure hell of it.

4. find out what her favorite movie is. you should know this already. put it on netflix, or rent it, buy it, hire actors, whatever... order something delivered, dim the lights and enjoy your time together.

5. Women hate sex. They pretend to like it to inflate your ego once in a while. dont buy floozie underwear, sex toys, sexy games, strip games, etc. Women actually love sex, but they love it on their terms. if you buy her this load of garbage she will be put off and view it as you trying to get booty. (kinda like buying her a 250 piece Kobalt tool set for Christmas)

Originally Posted by Platapus

I do not profess a complete knowledge of the English Language, but I am pretty confident that there is simply no way one can compliment a woman if the phrase "for her age" is included.

^ that

she is the sexiest woman you have ever had the pleasure of knowing (in my case of course this is completely true, unfortunately a lot of guys have to kinda half fake that LOL)