So how do your kids school Celebrates the Russian revolution

That's them. Unlike the band proper, 'guards don't have standard uniforms. Their outfits will vary from year to year based on the theme of the show. To save cost, their flags and outfits are stictched by the parent organization (the boosters) themselves.

So when they dressed as 1940s american housewives it was the parents who made their outfits too
I wonder if some dumb twat complained to Faux about that?

I said the kids should wear the school colors

Why?
Those kids wear different costumes each show, they don't wear the school colours, why should they change that for this show?

Not a clue, but definitely not a character from the comic. I wish there was a character with such an awesome name. It sounds hilarious when I pronounce it out loud.

Edit: Doh, there it was right above me. Well, it still sounds hilarious.

But don't forget the other Hans Gruber