The Tipsy Tale: An Oblivion Adventure

Hottentot · 07-27-12, 11:34 PM

Wow, that countryside moonshine is working! I'm seeing little brown men instead of little green men!

No, wait, this seems too real again to be delirium. Apparently this "Fighter's guild" I don't remember joining has again found me and dragged me back to work for the Fatherland. Fine. I'm sober enough and again out of beer money anyway.

Find thieves, bash their skulls, come back. Anything else?

Lesson number one: never ask that question in the army.

Seeing Maglir's expression feels like staring into a mirror.

I mean, I got rid of one annoying little man following me around just one episode ago, and now I get another like it's a completely new thing. Who the heck writes these? The same guy who does "The Bold and the Beautiful"?!

This guy seems to know something about those thieves. Blahblahblah lifestory background angst angst angst you lost your heirloom...

...magic booze cup?

Where did you say these robbers were again?

In this highly original, boarded up cave again? Good! Time to go get the magic booz...err, I mean, punish the law breaking villains and all that holier-than-thou stuff. Huzaa!

So I bash a few pencil necks, but see no trace of...err, their villainous leader.

He is not here either. I know. I checked the belongings of this one, and there was no trace of...uh, the "I'm a bandit ringleader, please arrest me" -club's membership card.

These guys wouldn't answer my questions either, so I just had to bash them too. But since this is the last room I haven't yet searched for, er, the innocent damsel in distress, then it must mean...

JACKPOT!!!

Wow. That football-for-face wasn't lying. This cup really makes the booze taste better. I'm of course going to return it to him, but first I must verify that this is the right one.

Yeeeesh, it takesh loooots of field teshtink! Lalli ish scientishtic...

[Hic] Mishsh...tasshskksh...job done bosshmaaan!

Yay, protector! I'll protect the wine cellar with all my might! ¡No pasarán! [Hic!]

07-27-12, 11:34 PM	#17
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Wow, that countryside moonshine is working! I'm seeing little brown men instead of little green men! No, wait, this seems too real again to be delirium. Apparently this "Fighter's guild" I don't remember joining has again found me and dragged me back to work for the Fatherland. Fine. I'm sober enough and again out of beer money anyway. Find thieves, bash their skulls, come back. Anything else? Lesson number one: never ask that question in the army. Seeing Maglir's expression feels like staring into a mirror. I mean, I got rid of one annoying little man following me around just one episode ago, and now I get another like it's a completely new thing. Who the heck writes these? The same guy who does "The Bold and the Beautiful"?! This guy seems to know something about those thieves. Blahblahblah lifestory background angst angst angst you lost your heirloom... ...magic booze cup? Where did you say these robbers were again? In this highly original, boarded up cave again? Good! Time to go get the magic booz...err, I mean, punish the law breaking villains and all that holier-than-thou stuff. Huzaa! So I bash a few pencil necks, but see no trace of...err, their villainous leader. He is not here either. I know. I checked the belongings of this one, and there was no trace of...uh, the "I'm a bandit ringleader, please arrest me" -club's membership card. These guys wouldn't answer my questions either, so I just had to bash them too. But since this is the last room I haven't yet searched for, er, the innocent damsel in distress, then it must mean... JACKPOT!!! Wow. That football-for-face wasn't lying. This cup really makes the booze taste better. I'm of course going to return it to him, but first I must verify that this is the right one. Yeeeesh, it takesh loooots of field teshtink! Lalli ish scientishtic... [Hic] Mishsh...tasshskksh...job done bosshmaaan! Yay, protector! I'll protect the wine cellar with all my might! ¡No pasarán! [Hic!] __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.