President Oberon To Give State of the Union Address

[krashkart]

President Oberon is due to give his State of the Union address tomorrow, and in it he wishes to address the hardships endured by our brave Men of War as they fight against each other in the LOLwaffles War on Decent Landing Techniques. He also wishes to address the importance of hand-cranked undercarriage and how it might save millions of gallons of useless hydraulic fluid.

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...while many people on the other side of the fence think that everyone should have potato salad for breakfast. President Oberon has yet to comment on the issue.

Well, it looks like the LOLwaffles are up to their old tricks. They really expect me to believe that hand-cranked undercarriage is any better than fixed landing gear? I mean, c'mon! That's just ludicrous. And besides that, why have retractable gear when you're just gunna have to lower the darn things again anyway. And as for hydraulics?!? Oh, don't even get me started!

Puhtatah salad, anyone?