Would You Rather...

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:00 PM

FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.

The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change.

In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.*

*Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.

View Poll Results: Would you rather...
Take this poll	2	6.67%
Take this poll to be thy lawfully wedded thread	3	10.00%
Take this poll and shove it	10	33.33%
Not take this poll	6	20.00%
Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard	9	30.00%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

12-08-10, 02:00 PM	#1
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Would You Rather... FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party. The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change. In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.* *Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.