On a lighter note.

[Telemon]

Greetings,

I'm faced with a delicate problem.

I'm a little concerned about my Watch Officer. I accept that he likes to wear a little make up on the bridge but can any one suggest how I can tactfully, diplomatically hint that I think his lipstick is a little too pink. He cries very easily but it does catch the sunlight and I'm worried that the enemy can see it at long range.