Muhammad's ball, or: what Islam has done to the French National Team

PEW (extremely liberal) surveyed world muslims, and at best, a substantial minority support AQ, for example.

Run through the actual questions of that survey and the responses. PEW has so many surveys on the subject and so many condradict each other you will have to be more specific.

The narration was from the archangel to the prophet, and is thought by these fruitcakes (all of them) to be the word of god as told to muhammad.

Well done, and who says it has to be interpreted in a literal senselike errrrr.....fundamentalists?

The base doctrine makes the current "fruitcakes" simply people who actually follow their fruitcake recipe book.

No the fruitcakes are the ones that take a literal interpretation.
The basic doctrine is simple, its the differences what come after that which makes the fruitcakes.

It is not mentioned in the koran, but in the sunna (the distilled bits from parts of the hadith, basically, what muhammad thought, etc). It is clear there, and not really argued by islamic scholars.

Actually it is one of the common things argued and has been for centuries, recently back again as a few people from some branches of one major sect that never accepted the later lesser version started teaching it.
which just shows how interpretations are always changing.

The hadith are not the words of god, but a sort of collected stories about the life and words of that child-raper muhammad.

Oh dear, you had to go and trash yourself didn't you.
So from which legal code or piece of scripture can you make such a nonsensical statement?
Remember rape is a specific term and so is child.

Many are debated by muslim scholars, while there is a core group that is pretty much accepted by all muslims.

They are all debated, some are deemed important and some unimportant, some are even deemed to be of doubtful provenance. If they were pretty much accepted by allMuslims they wouldn't be debated and wouldn't have been being debated since they were written would they.