The Wedding Ring

[GoldenRivet]

thats why guys stick to gold bands without any identifying engravings (not for the penis reason) but because if anything happens to it...

be it

lost in a lake during a fishing trip
left at the house of a drunken one nighter
irretrievably lost in some body cavity of a stripper

you can always go down to wal mart and get a simple gold band.

just pay cash, burn the receipt.

If the shine on your new ring comes up... claim you were looking for some Christmas ideas at the jeweler and took them up on their offer of a free ring cleaning and buffing and its as good as new.

in the mean time she will be wondring what christmas ideas you managed to come up with... and in a few weeks time it will be scuffed up and dirty just like the one you lost in that strippers arse in Sacramento that one time that you try not to tell people about.