I Hate My Neighbors And I Want Them To Die

Subnuts · 04-08-09, 02:29 PM

Hey, anybody mind if I vent a little?

I have the upstairs neighbors from Hell. And if I can't keep myself away from sharp objects, they'll be experiencing the real thing in a couple of weeks.

Who are these people, anyway? A bunch of shrieking, obnoxious, hateful, despicable white trash who do nothing but exhale carbon dioxide. Their dogs crap in our yard (can't wait to have a malaria outbreak right outside my window this summer!) and bark hysterically at everything, they rearrange furniture at one in the morning, and they have horrendous screaming fits that go on for half an hour (how many times can one person tell another to F&^k themselves in one minute). They're all so freakin' nuts that none of them have jobs and are currently living off welfare, but obviously aren't getting enough of since they're always bellowing at each about paying the rent, live off of McDonalds, don't bathe, and won't turn off their goddamned ghetto blaster until 3 in the morning. Yes, I'm trying to sleep, and all I can hear is DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM for hours on end while I'm trying to recuperate and hold a paying job. Yeah, these folks are DUM all right! Not to mention that they're all so grotesquely overweight that every step they take sounds like a hydraulic ram going off.

Not only are they "DUM," but they're completely oblivious to the fact the ENTIRE neighborhood can hear them when their windows are open. My landlord has been trying to evict them, but to no avail. I was so royally pissed off at them last night that at one point I considered coating one of the steps leading to their apartment with cooking oil, or slashing one of their tires, or just SOMETHING to cause grievious physical harm to one of them! I know I'm supposed to take sympathy on these folks because they're from Michigan, which has been hard hit recently, and one of the sons is autistic. Whatever - they can all die in a fire for all I care. It's not like they've ever experienced even the smallest bit of joy in their lives, anyway.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take some tranquilizers.

04-08-09, 02:29 PM	#1
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I Hate My Neighbors And I Want Them To Die Hey, anybody mind if I vent a little? I have the upstairs neighbors from Hell. And if I can't keep myself away from sharp objects, they'll be experiencing the real thing in a couple of weeks. Who are these people, anyway? A bunch of shrieking, obnoxious, hateful, despicable white trash who do nothing but exhale carbon dioxide. Their dogs crap in our yard (can't wait to have a malaria outbreak right outside my window this summer!) and bark hysterically at everything, they rearrange furniture at one in the morning, and they have horrendous screaming fits that go on for half an hour (how many times can one person tell another to F&^k themselves in one minute). They're all so freakin' nuts that none of them have jobs and are currently living off welfare, but obviously aren't getting enough of since they're always bellowing at each about paying the rent, live off of McDonalds, don't bathe, and won't turn off their goddamned ghetto blaster until 3 in the morning. Yes, I'm trying to sleep, and all I can hear is DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM for hours on end while I'm trying to recuperate and hold a paying job. Yeah, these folks are DUM all right! Not to mention that they're all so grotesquely overweight that every step they take sounds like a hydraulic ram going off. Not only are they "DUM," but they're completely oblivious to the fact the ENTIRE neighborhood can hear them when their windows are open. My landlord has been trying to evict them, but to no avail. I was so royally pissed off at them last night that at one point I considered coating one of the steps leading to their apartment with cooking oil, or slashing one of their tires, or just SOMETHING to cause grievious physical harm to one of them! I know I'm supposed to take sympathy on these folks because they're from Michigan, which has been hard hit recently, and one of the sons is autistic. Whatever - they can all die in a fire for all I care. It's not like they've ever experienced even the smallest bit of joy in their lives, anyway. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take some tranquilizers. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews