Englishman, a Scot and Irishman are in a pub...

1480 · 11-16-08, 11:32 AM

An Englishman, Scot and an Irishman are in a pub and belly up to the bar. They each order a pint and while they are waiting for them to settle, a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman sees this, snorts and pushes his glass away. The Scot looks at his glass, sees the fly, shrugs and proceeds to down his pint in a single swallow.

The Irishman fishes the fly out of his pint, and starts to slam the fly against the bar yelling "spit it out, spit it out!"

Sailor Steve · 11-16-08, 04:09 PM

Yep, another oldie but goodie.

Still :rotfl: !

FIREWALL · 11-16-08, 04:25 PM

There's no beating the Classics

:rotfl:

kurtz · 11-16-08, 07:15 PM

We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"!

Stealth Hunter · 11-16-08, 07:40 PM

@ kurtz

:rotfl:

Can you photocopy that onto your hard drive?

1480 · 11-17-08, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurtz

We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"!

Thats good :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

JALU3 · 11-17-08, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

There's no beating the Classics

:rotfl:

Yes there is, but if you do, they may charge you with elder abuse.

Sailor Steve · 11-17-08, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1480

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurtz

We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"!

Thats good :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 11-17-08, 11:49 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

11-16-08, 11:32 AM	#1
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Englishman, a Scot and Irishman are in a pub... An Englishman, Scot and an Irishman are in a pub and belly up to the bar. They each order a pint and while they are waiting for them to settle, a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman sees this, snorts and pushes his glass away. The Scot looks at his glass, sees the fly, shrugs and proceeds to down his pint in a single swallow. The Irishman fishes the fly out of his pint, and starts to slam the fly against the bar yelling "spit it out, spit it out!" __________________

11-16-08, 04:09 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Yep, another oldie but goodie. Still :rotfl: ! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-16-08, 04:25 PM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	There's no beating the Classics :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

11-16-08, 07:15 PM	#4
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"! __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

11-17-08, 11:49 PM	#9
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-16-08, 07:40 PM	#5
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	@ kurtz :rotfl: Can you photocopy that onto your hard drive?