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1480	11-16-08 11:32 AM

Englishman, a Scot and Irishman are in a pub...

An Englishman, Scot and an Irishman are in a pub and belly up to the bar. They each order a pint and while they are waiting for them to settle, a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman sees this, snorts and pushes his glass away. The Scot looks at his glass, sees the fly, shrugs and proceeds to down his pint in a single swallow.

The Irishman fishes the fly out of his pint, and starts to slam the fly against the bar yelling "spit it out, spit it out!"

Sailor Steve

11-16-08 04:09 PM

Yep, another oldie but goodie.

Still :rotfl: !

FIREWALL

11-16-08 04:25 PM

There's no beating the Classics :D :rotfl:

kurtz

11-16-08 07:15 PM

We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"!

Stealth Hunter

11-16-08 07:40 PM

@ kurtz

:rotfl:

Can you photocopy that onto your hard drive?

1480	11-17-08 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurtz

We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"!

Thats good :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

JALU3

11-17-08 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

There's no beating the Classics :D :rotfl:

Yes there is, but if you do, they may charge you with elder abuse.

Sailor Steve

11-17-08 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1480

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurtz

We've got an iranian comic over here (yes really) and I heard him say,"There's an Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman, to you it's a joke, to us it's a hostage situation"!

Thats good :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:yep: :yep: :yep: :rock:

bookworm_020

11-17-08 11:49 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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