Mother-in Law

Jimbuna · 11-03-08, 03:41 PM

A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face

was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't

graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the

only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have

to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested

that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very

delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the

man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!

All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with

emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you

for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need

every time Isee your mother kiss my ar$e.'

kranz · 11-03-08, 04:08 PM

what I find funny here is only your political correctness with word "honour":rotfl:

SteveW1 · 11-03-08, 11:02 PM

LOL :rotfl: very nice indeed

Task Force · 11-03-08, 11:06 PM

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

nikimcbee · 11-03-08, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

Task Force · 11-03-08, 11:22 PM

Could it be

Jimbuna himself

. Jimbuna, is some of your wifes skin from her a#$ on your face.:rotfl:

rifleman13 · 11-03-08, 11:22 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

TarJak · 11-04-08, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

It wasn't me

Nice story tho Jim:rotfl: Keren loved it.

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

It wasn't me

Nice story tho Jim:rotfl: Keren loved it.

She should do....it was Keren that told me

Wolfehunter · 11-04-08, 08:20 AM

:rotfl: Thats a good one. I sent it to my mother in law hehehe.

Hanomag · 11-04-08, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The local pub...no doubt!

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hanomag

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The local pub...no doubt!

Task Force · 11-04-08, 10:48 AM

Jimbuna, why does your hat say Cob.

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 10:49 AM

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along'.

Task Force · 11-04-08, 11:15 AM

lol,thats funny. Killed by the Icecream mans tune.:rotfl:

11-03-08, 03:41 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Mother-in Law A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?' 'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time Isee your mother kiss my ar$e.' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-03-08, 11:02 PM	#3
SteveW1 Watch Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 331 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	LOL :rotfl: very nice indeed __________________

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-03-08, 11:22 PM	#6
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Could it be Jimbuna himself . Jimbuna, is some of your wifes skin from her a#$ on your face.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-04-08, 08:20 AM	#10
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	:rotfl: Thats a good one. I sent it to my mother in law hehehe. __________________

11-03-08, 04:08 PM	#2
kranz The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 1,430 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	what I find funny here is only your political correctness with word "honour":rotfl:

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rifleman13 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: Depth-charged to Kingdom Come Posts: 927 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Jimbuna, why does your hat say Cob. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-04-08, 10:49 AM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along'. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-04-08, 11:15 AM	#15
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	lol,thats funny. Killed by the Icecream mans tune.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"