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A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face

was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't

graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the

only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have

to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested

that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very

delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the

man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!

All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with

emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you

for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need

every time Isee your mother kiss my ar$e.'

what I find funny here is only your political correctness with word "honour":rotfl:

LOL :rotfl: very nice indeed

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

:huh: Could it be:huh: Jimbuna himself:huh: . Jimbuna, is some of your wifes skin from her a#$ on your face.:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::arrgh!:

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

It wasn't me:lol:

Nice story tho Jim:rotfl: Keren loved it.

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Originally Posted by TarJak

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

It wasn't me:lol:

Nice story tho Jim:rotfl: Keren loved it.

She should do....it was Keren that told me http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152...aughingly2.gif

:rotfl: Thats a good one. I sent it to my mother in law hehehe.:rock:

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The local pub...no doubt!

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Originally Posted by Hanomag

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The local pub...no doubt!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...e/drunkcob.gif

Jimbuna, why does your hat say Cob.:lol:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along'.

lol,thats funny. Killed by the Icecream mans tune.:rotfl: