The Perils of Grape Stomping

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-25-08, 08:28 AM

Remember kids, this is what you get for cheating:

Tchocky · 04-25-08, 08:30 AM

I collapsed in laughter at the thread title,

The screams, my God, the screams.

DeepIron · 04-25-08, 08:34 AM

More like "The Perils of Face Planting"...

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-25-08, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

I collapsed in laughter at the thread title,

The screams, my God, the screams.

Yeah, she really needs to stop wineing.

..I'll get me coat.

Dowly · 04-25-08, 08:39 AM

The distress of others.. the best humor in the whole world... that and Jim Davidson.. oh and a fart.

FIREWALL · 04-25-08, 08:39 AM

I didn't see anything funny.

All i saw was a kid maybe seriously hurt.

Dowly · 04-25-08, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

I didn't see anything funny.

All i saw was a kid maybe seriously hurt.

That was no kid. :p

On the other news, babe in bikini and a gun what could go wrong?!

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-25-08, 11:12 AM

....LOL.

Sailor Steve · 04-25-08, 11:13 AM

Way back in navy boot camp they taught us to shoot a .45, and that was one of the warnings: The recoil will get you if you don't know what to expect.

They should have warned her.

Platapus · 04-25-08, 02:19 PM

First , one does not stomp grapes with your feet, you press them. It is harder than it looks.

Second, there is a reason people are trained in the proper way to press grapes so they don't lose their balance. (hint, they don't stomp around)

Third, why the hell would someone take an unexperienced person and have them press (stomp grapes on a raised platform with no guardrails???????

Dunno who was more stupid, the poor girl who fell or the idiot who produced this farce.

Hope she was not seriously hurt, it looked like a bad fall

I echo firewall, nothing funny here

Funny is when a trained comedian "slips" and gets banana cream on their butt as part of an act.

Funny is not when someone truly falls from 3+ feet on to their face and then complains of trouble breathing.

Brag · 04-25-08, 05:10 PM

Kplt. Balz says:

Never squishy-woochie while sober :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-25-08, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Funny is not when someone truly falls from 3+ feet on to their face and then complains of trouble breathing.

So you dont think any of that was slightly exaggerated?

Platapus · 04-26-08, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Funny is not when someone truly falls from 3+ feet on to their face and then complains of trouble breathing.

So you dont think any of that was slightly exaggerated?

Using only the information presented, I saw no indication of any thing being exaggerated.

Do you think this reporter faked this? Did not look like it to me. The people in the studio sure did not seem to think it was exaggerated.

I hope she was ok.

Tango589 · 04-26-08, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Funny is not when someone truly falls from 3+ feet on to their face and then complains of trouble breathing.

So you dont think any of that was slightly exaggerated?

After all, she said she couldn't breathe, but she didn't stop talking did she? Still, I do hope she wasn't too badly hurt.

04-25-08, 08:28 AM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	The Perils of Grape Stomping Remember kids, this is what you get for cheating: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I collapsed in laughter at the thread title, The screams, my God, the screams. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I didn't see anything funny. All i saw was a kid maybe seriously hurt. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

04-25-08, 11:12 AM	#8
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	....LOL. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

04-25-08, 08:39 AM	#5
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	The distress of others.. the best humor in the whole world... that and Jim Davidson.. oh and a fart.

04-25-08, 11:13 AM	#9
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Way back in navy boot camp they taught us to shoot a .45, and that was one of the warnings: The recoil will get you if you don't know what to expect. They should have warned her. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-25-08, 02:19 PM	#10
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	First , one does not stomp grapes with your feet, you press them. It is harder than it looks. Second, there is a reason people are trained in the proper way to press grapes so they don't lose their balance. (hint, they don't stomp around) Third, why the hell would someone take an unexperienced person and have them press (stomp grapes on a raised platform with no guardrails??????? Dunno who was more stupid, the poor girl who fell or the idiot who produced this farce. Hope she was not seriously hurt, it looked like a bad fall I echo firewall, nothing funny here Funny is when a trained comedian "slips" and gets banana cream on their butt as part of an act. Funny is not when someone truly falls from 3+ feet on to their face and then complains of trouble breathing. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-25-08, 05:10 PM	#11
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