Ducimus' Christmas Diary

TDK1044 · 12-17-07, 08:47 AM

December 24......Well, the great unwashed seem to be enjoying the latest version of TM. None of them got me a Christmas present though. Probably for the best...I'd only have to mod wahtever they got me. Last year, someone got me a vacum cleaner...it's a leaf blower now. Let's see how that idiot from Dyson likes them apples.

Someone sent me a fruit cake. If you look at it from a certain angle you can see the letters GWX on it. I'm sure I know those letters from somewhere. Anyway, it'll make a useful door stop.

Two hours until midnight. Maybe I could mod that and make Christmas arrive late this year? I wonder what that idiot Moderator who pushed me so hard for TM is doing now? Maybe someone will buy him 'the idiot's guide to modding' and get him off my back for a while. I think even that would be beyond him though.

Well, at 12.01 all users of TM will discover that their sub turns into a nuclear powered sleigh. Some of them won't even notice. At least they'll stop complaining about the strange colored water surrounding it. A few water displacement issues, but nothing I can't fix....tomorrow.

Off to bed now.

DrBeast · 12-17-07, 09:12 AM

I wonder...what became of the cat? :rotfl:

TDK1044 · 12-17-07, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DrBeast

I wonder...what became of the cat? :rotfl:

I think it was used as part of the vacum to leaf blower conversion experiment and was last seen in Ohio.

DrBeast · 12-17-07, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by TDK1044

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Originally Posted by DrBeast

I wonder...what became of the cat? :rotfl:

I think it was used as part of the vacum to leaf blower conversion experiment and was last seen in Ohio.

Oh, I see...almost caused an international incident between Greece and Turkey, you know. Both sides spotted an unidentified bogey traversing their airspace and accused each other of espionage

Digital_Trucker · 12-17-07, 09:37 AM

Re: all of the above. You guys are

( not that I'm an

or anything.)

Anyway, keep up the good "work" and

Ducimus working on a mod

ReallyDedPoet · 12-17-07, 10:35 AM

Nice to see this back

Like this one DT:

RDP

Digital_Trucker · 12-17-07, 10:39 AM

It was a toss up between that one and

ReallyDedPoet · 12-17-07, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Digital_Trucker

It was a toss up between that one and

That one is good too

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RDP

hyperion2206 · 12-17-07, 03:52 PM

You guys are simply hilarious!:rotfl:

Ducimus · 12-17-07, 04:28 PM

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

Peto · 12-17-07, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

And if it hasn't got anything to do with modding, it may be for the best

. After all, some of us have sensitive feelings and delicate thresholds of morality.

Ducimus · 12-17-07, 10:02 PM

Oh its not THAT bad!

Havent modded or touched a thing in days. A week now? Maybe more? *shrug*

I feel like a recovering crack addict.... err yeah i know.... "how would you know what one feels like duci?!" Truth is, i don't, but i think I have a pretty good idea! :rotfl:

Maybe im starting my own 12 stepper program for modticis or Compulsive tweaking. Dude, at least 5 days and i havent cracked open a single file!

Oh crap..... what a minute.
*mutters something about an autoexec.cfg for crysis*.

five Freaking days on that, and i still get crap FPS. At least now its in specific parts of the game, and not throughout.

Digital_Trucker · 12-17-07, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

Oh crap..... what a minute.
*mutters something about an autoexec.cfg for crysis*.

five Freaking days on that, and i still get crap FPS. At least now its in specific parts of the game, and not throughout.

Yep, before you know it he'll be

every chance he gets and missing CTA (Compulsive Tweakers Anonymous) meetings and everything.

Rip · 12-17-07, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

I'm sure most of it would have to be redacted down to just a handful of sentences.

DrBeast · 12-18-07, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

I'm sure most of it would have to be redacted down to just a handful of sentences.

Bah...it'll probably be in binary :rotfl:

12-17-07, 08:47 AM	#1
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Ducimus' Christmas Diary December 24......Well, the great unwashed seem to be enjoying the latest version of TM. None of them got me a Christmas present though. Probably for the best...I'd only have to mod wahtever they got me. Last year, someone got me a vacum cleaner...it's a leaf blower now. Let's see how that idiot from Dyson likes them apples. Someone sent me a fruit cake. If you look at it from a certain angle you can see the letters GWX on it. I'm sure I know those letters from somewhere. Anyway, it'll make a useful door stop. Two hours until midnight. Maybe I could mod that and make Christmas arrive late this year? I wonder what that idiot Moderator who pushed me so hard for TM is doing now? Maybe someone will buy him 'the idiot's guide to modding' and get him off my back for a while. I think even that would be beyond him though. Well, at 12.01 all users of TM will discover that their sub turns into a nuclear powered sleigh. Some of them won't even notice. At least they'll stop complaining about the strange colored water surrounding it. A few water displacement issues, but nothing I can't fix....tomorrow. Off to bed now. Last edited by TDK1044; 12-18-07 at 03:00 PM.

12-17-07, 09:12 AM	#2
DrBeast The Old Man Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Somewhere Out In Space Posts: 1,408 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	I wonder...what became of the cat? :rotfl: __________________ Let the Beast inside you free!

12-17-07, 09:37 AM	#5
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Re: all of the above. You guys are ( not that I'm an or anything.) Anyway, keep up the good "work" and Ducimus working on a mod __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

12-17-07, 10:35 AM	#6
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,888 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	Nice to see this back Like this one DT: RDP __________________ Back in the Day

12-17-07, 10:39 AM	#7
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	It was a toss up between that one and __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

12-17-07, 03:52 PM	#9
hyperion2206 Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cologne, Germany Posts: 1,227 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	You guys are simply hilarious!:rotfl: __________________ Career of Captain Jack Shaftoe:

12-17-07, 04:28 PM	#10
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Funny stuff. I'd give the real diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

12-17-07, 10:02 PM	#12
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Oh its not THAT bad! Havent modded or touched a thing in days. A week now? Maybe more? shrug I feel like a recovering crack addict.... err yeah i know.... "how would you know what one feels like duci?!" Truth is, i don't, but i think I have a pretty good idea! :rotfl: Maybe im starting my own 12 stepper program for modticis or Compulsive tweaking. Dude, at least 5 days and i havent cracked open a single file! Oh crap..... what a minute. mutters something about an autoexec.cfg for crysis. five Freaking days on that, and i still get crap FPS. At least now its in specific parts of the game, and not throughout.