Balz Rules The Waves

Brag · 11-14-07, 01:45 PM

Kptlt. J. S. Balz writes:

The poster designed by TarJack (BDU propaganda officer) Clearly depicts my perseverance, unlimited courage in leading our fight toward absolute victory.

Notice the expression of ultimate resolve in my visage. Notice my awespme and heroic defiance against a powerful enemy (damn Pommy bastards). Every Kaleun should recognize my greatness and follow my outstanding example as the Vaterland's greatest hero.

I'm writing and dedicating a song to myself: Angry as the Sea Hoochie-woochie.

Brag's note:

Angry as the Sea (I just discovered the Title for the novel presently titled Sands of Maraviti)

NiclDoe · 11-14-07, 07:46 PM

I prefer the Knife like Yesterday we talked about.

Stealth Hunter · 11-14-07, 08:01 PM

A: Balz is on a log raft.

B: He has a German Imperial flag.

C: The British fleet is armed with 20cm guns.

D: The British main vessel is over 700 feet long.

A + B + C + D = RAPE

baggygreen · 11-15-07, 12:15 AM

Balz will prevail, he always does and nothing will change!

Brag · 11-15-07, 09:23 PM

Einz, zwei, Hoochie woochie links. Einz, zwei hoochie woochie rechts.

Zusamen wir marschieren gegen England

bookworm_020 · 11-15-07, 09:57 PM

Save your Hoochie woochie, pretty boy. From the looks of the picture you've got a long trip home.

Brag · 11-17-07, 08:02 PM

Home?
Balz is only starting to fight. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

NealT · 11-17-07, 08:10 PM

Last time I heard that was from George Armstrong Custer...

Stealth Hunter · 11-17-07, 08:28 PM

And from Stalin at Stalingrad.

"Those who retreat will be shot! There will be no mercy for traitors or cowards!"

Once again, TK'ing pwnage.

Kipparikalle · 11-18-07, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

And from Stalin at Stalingrad.

"Those who retreat will be shot! There will be no mercy for traitors or cowards!"

Once again, TK'ing pwnage.

Yep, Stalin was the professional of TK'ing, everyone should learn from him.

11-14-07, 01:45 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz Rules The Waves Kptlt. J. S. Balz writes: The poster designed by TarJack (BDU propaganda officer) Clearly depicts my perseverance, unlimited courage in leading our fight toward absolute victory. Notice the expression of ultimate resolve in my visage. Notice my awespme and heroic defiance against a powerful enemy (damn Pommy bastards). Every Kaleun should recognize my greatness and follow my outstanding example as the Vaterland's greatest hero. I'm writing and dedicating a song to myself: Angry as the Sea Hoochie-woochie. Brag's note: Angry as the Sea (I just discovered the Title for the novel presently titled Sands of Maraviti) __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

11-14-07, 07:46 PM	#2
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I prefer the Knife like Yesterday we talked about. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

11-15-07, 09:23 PM	#5
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Einz, zwei, Hoochie woochie links. Einz, zwei hoochie woochie rechts. Zusamen wir marschieren gegen England __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

11-15-07, 09:57 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Save your Hoochie woochie, pretty boy. From the looks of the picture you've got a long trip home. __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-17-07, 08:02 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Home? Balz is only starting to fight. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

11-14-07, 08:01 PM	#3
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	A: Balz is on a log raft. B: He has a German Imperial flag. C: The British fleet is armed with 20cm guns. D: The British main vessel is over 700 feet long. A + B + C + D = RAPE

11-15-07, 12:15 AM	#4
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Balz will prevail, he always does and nothing will change!

11-17-07, 08:10 PM	#8
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Last time I heard that was from George Armstrong Custer...

11-17-07, 08:28 PM	#9
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	And from Stalin at Stalingrad. "Those who retreat will be shot! There will be no mercy for traitors or cowards!" Once again, TK'ing pwnage.