Do UFO's have bathrooms?

geetrue · 07-27-07, 04:12 PM

Perhaps it was a UFO ...

Falling Ice Chunks Hit Iowa Neighborhood

http://www.topix.net/content/ap/2007...hood?fromrss=1

These ice chunks weighed in at fifty pounds ...

Jimbuna · 07-27-07, 05:10 PM

Not sure about bathrooms....but they've probably got huge freezers/fridges

SUBMAN1 · 07-27-07, 05:17 PM

First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor.

-S

Tchocky · 07-27-07, 06:09 PM

It's a bunch of guys in a hot-air balloon, pissing off conspiracy theorists

Letum · 07-27-07, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor.

-S

Nah, the ice from meteors is allways grey and full of dust.

Sailor Steve · 07-27-07, 06:24 PM

Here is a fun movie that actually uses that as a plot point:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103848/

Subnuts · 07-27-07, 06:27 PM

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

fatty · 07-27-07, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

You sound like you're talking from experience there Subnuts.

SUBMAN1 · 07-27-07, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor.

-S

Nah, the ice from meteors is allways grey and full of dust.

Not all!

Tchocky · 07-27-07, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

How very pointless. :p

P_Funk · 07-27-07, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

I never understood that. If these aliens have the technology to accellerate to ludicrous speed from a standstill and then defy physics and go the other way instantly, why then don't they have the ability to scan us? I mean really we don't even do anal probes that much. So what is it? Are the aliens really just a scientific community collecting statistics on human prostate glands?

Jimbuna · 07-28-07, 05:50 AM

They must be spoilt for choice looking down on so many anally retentive specimens

FIREWALL · 08-08-07, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

SUBMAN1 · 08-08-07, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by P_Funk

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

I never understood that. If these aliens have the technology to accellerate to ludicrous speed from a standstill and then defy physics and go the other way instantly, why then don't they have the ability to scan us? I mean really we don't even do anal probes that much. So what is it? Are the aliens really just a scientific community collecting statistics on human prostate glands?

Nah - the anal probes are a way for genetic modification.

Also, instant course change is easy - if you control gravity. Every wonder why alien craft are round flying saucer shaped? Not only is this an excellent way to break through the friction created by the forces of moving through air, but it is also housing a round collider ring for power through plasma, and the collider ring is also probably used for the creation of micro singularities, which would be magnetically suspended, but also allowed to act as the basis for manipulating gravity.

I just made all this up, but it sounds plausible for a way for humans to make flying saucers! Of course, if you control gravity in such a powerful fasion as a singularity, can't you also use it to bend / warp / change time? Just a thought.

-S

07-27-07, 04:12 PM	#1
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Do UFO's have bathrooms? Perhaps it was a UFO ... Falling Ice Chunks Hit Iowa Neighborhood http://www.topix.net/content/ap/2007...hood?fromrss=1 These ice chunks weighed in at fifty pounds ... __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not sure about bathrooms....but they've probably got huge freezers/fridges __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor. -S __________________

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	It's a bunch of guys in a hot-air balloon, pissing off conspiracy theorists __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Here is a fun movie that actually uses that as a plot point: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103848/ __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	They must be spoilt for choice looking down on so many anally retentive specimens __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!