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geetrue 07-27-07 04:12 PM

Do UFO's have bathrooms?
 
Perhaps it was a UFO ... :lol:


Falling Ice Chunks Hit Iowa Neighborhood

http://www.topix.net/content/ap/2007...hood?fromrss=1

These ice chunks weighed in at fifty pounds ...

Jimbuna 07-27-07 05:10 PM

Not sure about bathrooms....but they've probably got huge freezers/fridges ;)

SUBMAN1 07-27-07 05:17 PM

First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor.

-S

Tchocky 07-27-07 06:09 PM

It's a bunch of guys in a hot-air balloon, pissing off conspiracy theorists :)

Letum 07-27-07 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1
First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor.

-S

Nah, the ice from meteors is allways grey and full of dust.

Sailor Steve 07-27-07 06:24 PM

Here is a fun movie that actually uses that as a plot point:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103848/

Subnuts 07-27-07 06:27 PM

UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

fatty 07-27-07 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts
UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

You sound like you're talking from experience there Subnuts.

SUBMAN1 07-27-07 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum
Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1
First thing that comes to mind when seeing that is meteor.

-S

Nah, the ice from meteors is allways grey and full of dust.

Not all! :D

Tchocky 07-27-07 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts
UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

How very pointless. :p

P_Funk 07-27-07 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts
UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

I never understood that. If these aliens have the technology to accellerate to ludicrous speed from a standstill and then defy physics and go the other way instantly, why then don't they have the ability to scan us? I mean really we don't even do anal probes that much. So what is it? Are the aliens really just a scientific community collecting statistics on human prostate glands?

Jimbuna 07-28-07 05:50 AM

They must be spoilt for choice looking down on so many anally retentive specimens :lol:

FIREWALL 08-08-07 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts
UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

SUBMAN1 08-08-07 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by P_Funk
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subnuts
UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.

I never understood that. If these aliens have the technology to accellerate to ludicrous speed from a standstill and then defy physics and go the other way instantly, why then don't they have the ability to scan us? I mean really we don't even do anal probes that much. So what is it? Are the aliens really just a scientific community collecting statistics on human prostate glands?

Nah - the anal probes are a way for genetic modification.

Also, instant course change is easy - if you control gravity. Every wonder why alien craft are round flying saucer shaped? Not only is this an excellent way to break through the friction created by the forces of moving through air, but it is also housing a round collider ring for power through plasma, and the collider ring is also probably used for the creation of micro singularities, which would be magnetically suspended, but also allowed to act as the basis for manipulating gravity.

I just made all this up, but it sounds plausible for a way for humans to make flying saucers! Of course, if you control gravity in such a powerful fasion as a singularity, can't you also use it to bend / warp / change time? Just a thought.

-S


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