SUBMAN1 |
08-08-07 02:36 PM |
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Originally Posted by P_Funk
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Originally Posted by Subnuts
UFOs have bathrooms. Unfortunately, all of the toilets come equipped with anal probes.
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I never understood that. If these aliens have the technology to accellerate to ludicrous speed from a standstill and then defy physics and go the other way instantly, why then don't they have the ability to scan us? I mean really we don't even do anal probes that much. So what is it? Are the aliens really just a scientific community collecting statistics on human prostate glands?
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Nah - the anal probes are a way for genetic modification.
Also, instant course change is easy - if you control gravity. Every wonder why alien craft are round flying saucer shaped? Not only is this an excellent way to break through the friction created by the forces of moving through air, but it is also housing a round collider ring for power through plasma, and the collider ring is also probably used for the creation of micro singularities, which would be magnetically suspended, but also allowed to act as the basis for manipulating gravity.
I just made all this up, but it sounds plausible for a way for humans to make flying saucers! Of course, if you control gravity in such a powerful fasion as a singularity, can't you also use it to bend / warp / change time? Just a thought.
-S
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