I have Bernard in the torpedo room

Deep-Six · 03-18-07, 09:55 PM

While raiding NY, my torpedo officer could not hit a liner w/ just two eels.

I wasted three eels on a liner.

Liners will take two eels to go down.

On my next patrol Bernard will be transfered to toilet cleaning in my Uboot.

rasmus1896 · 03-19-07, 08:38 AM

keep your eyes open, mate. Bernard is everywhere!

Brag · 03-19-07, 03:38 PM

Have you tried to shoot Bernard out of a torpedo tube? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 03-19-07, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Have you tried to shoot Bernard out of a torpedo tube? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I belive that's banded by the Genva convention. It's under the the use of Nuclear, chemical, biological and Bernard weapons of mass destruction.

Deep-Six · 03-19-07, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Have you tried to shoot Bernard out of a torpedo tube? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Brag, I wish we had that option to.

Der Kolkrabe · 03-20-07, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Deep-Six

While raiding NY, my torpedo officer could not hit a liner w/ just two eels.

I wasted three eels on a liner.

Liners will take two eels to go down.

On my next patrol Bernard will be transfered to toilet cleaning in my Uboot.

Don't forgot Bernard toilet when you must go silent rig...
I mean what if he just flush when DD is near:hmm:

03-18-07, 09:55 PM	#1
Deep-Six Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 399 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I have Bernard in the torpedo room While raiding NY, my torpedo officer could not hit a liner w/ just two eels. I wasted three eels on a liner. Liners will take two eels to go down. On my next patrol Bernard will be transfered to toilet cleaning in my Uboot. __________________

03-19-07, 03:38 PM	#3
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03-19-07, 08:38 AM	#2
rasmus1896 Sparky Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Eesti Estonia Posts: 153 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	keep your eyes open, mate. Bernard is everywhere!