Telemarketers, the human bots.

Oberon · 01-23-07, 08:17 PM

Ever been rung up and told you qualify for the platinum card? This one's for you:

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Yahoshua · 01-23-07, 08:23 PM

That was GREAT!!!

I love pranking telemarketers but I don't seem to get any live people anymore, just machines (it's frustrating when I can't get any relief from telemarketing machines).

GSpector · 01-23-07, 11:10 PM

It is rare to hear something that is really funny, but that was funny.

:rotfl:

FIREWALL · 01-24-07, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Ever been rung up and told you qualify for the platinum card? This one's for you:

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

I showed my brother your post and we laughed are a$$es off.
Then my wife unmuted the TV and we saw a train conducter
telling a passenger who said he didn't have a ticket "Don't worry we
don't throw people off the train anymore, WE JUST MAKE THEM WASH WINDOWS. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 01-24-07, 12:19 AM

I switch language gears and speak Russian to them. The calls from India are the best, because when I started speaking Russian, they didn't even stop, they kept rambling on

:rotfl: . Another time, I asked them to call back with someone that speaks Bulgarian.:rotfl: Another guy got upset when I wanted him to speak Russian.

:rotfl:

Letum · 01-24-07, 01:37 AM

This is as old as the moon!

STEED · 01-24-07, 10:56 AM

Yes indeed that has been posted before here on this forum but it's still a good laugh the only problem for me is this, I never rec'd a call offering me a new plastic card but sure heck get plenty of post in the mail. You just can not have as much fun with post.

GSpector · 01-24-07, 11:02 AM

I used to stuff those pre-paid envelopes with their own stuff, (unfilled out of course) and send it all back

STEED · 01-24-07, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSpector

I used to stuff those pre-paid envelopes with their own stuff, (unfilled out of course) and send it all back

Over here they are tight fisted you get the addressed envelope but your the one who has to slap the stamp on it.

01-23-07, 08:17 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Telemarketers, the human bots. Ever been rung up and told you qualify for the platinum card? This one's for you: http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

01-23-07, 08:23 PM	#2
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That was GREAT!!! I love pranking telemarketers but I don't seem to get any live people anymore, just machines (it's frustrating when I can't get any relief from telemarketing machines). __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

01-23-07, 11:10 PM	#3
GSpector Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	It is rare to hear something that is really funny, but that was funny. :rotfl: __________________ Specter

01-24-07, 12:19 AM	#5
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I switch language gears and speak Russian to them. The calls from India are the best, because when I started speaking Russian, they didn't even stop, they kept rambling on :rotfl: . Another time, I asked them to call back with someone that speaks Bulgarian.:rotfl: Another guy got upset when I wanted him to speak Russian. :rotfl: __________________

01-24-07, 01:37 AM	#6
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	This is as old as the moon! __________________

01-24-07, 10:56 AM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Yes indeed that has been posted before here on this forum but it's still a good laugh the only problem for me is this, I never rec'd a call offering me a new plastic card but sure heck get plenty of post in the mail. You just can not have as much fun with post. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-24-07, 11:02 AM	#8
GSpector Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I used to stuff those pre-paid envelopes with their own stuff, (unfilled out of course) and send it all back __________________ Specter