Telemarketers, the human bots.
 

Ever been rung up and told you qualify for the platinum card? This one's for you:

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

That was GREAT!!!

I love pranking telemarketers but I don't seem to get any live people anymore, just machines (it's frustrating when I can't get any relief from telemarketing machines).

It is rare to hear something that is really funny, but that was funny.
:huh: :o:lol: :rotfl:

I showed my brother your post and we laughed are a$$es off.
Then my wife unmuted the TV and we saw a train conducter
telling a passenger who said he didn't have a ticket "Don't worry we
don't throw people off the train anymore, WE JUST MAKE THEM WASH WINDOWS. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I switch language gears and speak Russian to them. The calls from India are the best, because when I started speaking Russian, they didn't even stop, they kept rambling on:shifty: :rotfl: . Another time, I asked them to call back with someone that speaks Bulgarian.:rotfl: Another guy got upset when I wanted him to speak Russian.:rock: :rotfl:

This is as old as the moon!

Yes indeed that has been posted before here on this forum but it's still a good laugh the only problem for me is this, I never rec'd a call offering me a new plastic card but sure heck get plenty of post in the mail. You just can not have as much fun with post.

I used to stuff those pre-paid envelopes with their own stuff, (unfilled out of course) and send it all back :roll:

Over here they are tight fisted you get the addressed envelope but your the one who has to slap the stamp on it.